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Dear Friends,
Thank you for daring to step into a home filled with a teething toddler, a spirited “threenager,” and two exhausted parents. I truly value your friendship, or else I wouldn’t have invited you to stay with us. Since I enjoy your company and would love to have you back in the future, I want to extend my apologies for a few things that might have made your visit, shall we say, a tad unconventional compared to a cozy stay at a hotel.
I apologize for my little one waking you up at the crack of dawn, performing a lively rendition of “The Wheels on the Bus.” Extra sorry it happened at 6 a.m. on a Saturday!
I’m sorry our only yogurt option is a push-up tube in cotton candy flavor. Not exactly gourmet, right?
My sincerest apologies for the surprise you got in the middle of the night when you went to the bathroom and sat down on a potty chair insert that plays Disney princess tunes. I can imagine the magic fairy wand sound was a bit startling.
I’m sorry my toddler decided to decorate your skin with stickers – yes, including your leg hair and eyelids. Creative, but not ideal!
I regret that our house was a bit dusty. I had time for one chore before your arrival, and the vacuum won. Next time, expect shiny surfaces, but crumbs on the floor!
I apologize for the frequent sightings of a naked little human during your stay; we’re in the potty training phase.
I’m sorry we had to dine out at 4 p.m. to avoid the judgmental eyes of other patrons as my toddler devoured spoonfuls of ketchup while my baby dropped food everywhere. Next time, let’s just do takeout!
I’m sorry if the baby’s cries interrupted your sleep. We’re big fans of the “cry it out” method. (Sorry, not sorry!)
I apologize for our adult conversations being reduced to whispers once the kids are asleep. #lightestsleepersever.
I’m sorry one of you had to eat standing up since two of our chairs are taken by a booster and a baby seat.
And lastly, I’m sorry if you catch a cold after your visit; my kids often bring home what we call “The Daycare Special.”
Yes, life before kids is a whole different ballgame compared to post-kids living. But despite the chaos and challenges, I hope you remember that you’re always welcome here, even if it means sacrificing sleep and privacy for a whole lot of love.
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Summary
Hosting friends amidst the chaos of parenting can be a challenge, but it’s filled with love and laughter. With unique experiences and a bit of humor, this letter conveys heartfelt apologies while welcoming friends into the beautiful mess that is family life.