The 13 Best Things About Raising a 13-Year-Old Girl

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My daughter just hit the big 1-3 last month, and wow, what a whirlwind it’s been! I’d love to share a snapshot from her birthday bash, but honestly, I’d probably mess that up too.

It’s hard to believe we’ve reached this milestone. It feels like just yesterday she was taking her first steps, and now she’s in full-on dramatic mode, declaring that I “hate her and think she’s fat and ugly.” Ah, the joys of parenting!

To celebrate her teenage years, here are the 13 best aspects of parenting a 13-year-old girl:

1. I’ve officially stopped keeping track of anything since I’m always told that I “just don’t even know.”
2. Listening to today’s pop music is a constant reminder of how much I miss the classics. Seriously, anything from back in the day sounds better!
3. The phrase “don’t even” is now my go-to, so I’ll never have to “even” again.
4. I have a built-in fashion critic! Who knew I needed one? It’s great having a stylist under my roof.
5. My cooking skills are on the rise. Lucky me, my fashion guru also critiques my meals, and I’m working hard on perfecting “ugh,” “fine,” “’kay,” and “whatevs.”
6. I’ve become a master negotiator. I’ve gone from “When I count to three…” to “Could someone grab me a glass of Merlot?”
7. I now appreciate the beauty of logical thinking more than ever.
8. I managed to cancel our cable. Honestly, the drama from a five-minute recap of study hall is way better than an entire season of The Walking Dead.
9. I’m getting more exercise! I spend a lot of time walking around malls, holding up clothing while hearing “no,” “nope,” “ick,” and “seriously, Mom.”
10. I always have someone to help me with my iPhone before I even realize I need it.
11. I’m discovering hidden talents, like being able to evoke 25 different moods from her in under five seconds.
12. I’m learning a whole new form of communication. Eye rolls, door slams, foot stomps, and deep sighs speak volumes.
13. Every day, my heart swells with joy. Despite the challenges, she brings so much happiness into my life.

In all seriousness, she’s a wonderful kid whom I love dearly. I know that in a few years, when she’s comfortable being seen with me, she’ll hug me and tell me the same.

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Summary

Raising a 13-year-old girl is filled with unique challenges and hilarious moments. From becoming a negotiation expert to navigating a new language of eye rolls and sighs, it’s a rewarding journey. Embrace the chaos and cherish the joy she brings every day!