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A Brave Mom Delivers a 14-Pound Baby Without an Epidural, While Women Everywhere Exclaim ‘NO WAY!’
Meet Jessica Thompson, a fearless mother from Melbourne, Australia, who made headlines after giving birth to a whopping 14-pound baby without the aid of an epidural. Let’s be real: childbirth is no walk in the park. The thought of pushing out something the size of a small pumpkin through an exit that’s more like a strawberry is enough to make anyone shudder. But pushing out a baby the size of an extra-large watermelon? I can practically hear the collective gasp of vaginas everywhere.
Jessica, with her seemingly superhuman ability, managed to deliver a baby who weighed in at a staggering 14 pounds. Can we just take a moment to appreciate this woman? She deserves a tiara adorned with sparkling unicorn tears for achieving such a monumental feat and claiming her title as the Empress of Extraordinary Births.
According to local reports, Jessica had been warned that her baby might be on the heavier side, but the reality hit her like a freight train when baby Liam made his grand entrance in January. “I was in total disbelief because it was a natural birth,” Jessica shared with the media. “I only used gas, so I was still in shock from that.” Yes, you heard correctly – she welcomed a 14-pound baby into the world without an epidural. Take a moment to breathe deeply; I know our lady parts are having a moment just thinking about it.
“I always dreamed of having a chubby baby, and well, I got exactly that!” Jessica exclaimed after the delivery. Just a friendly reminder: be careful what you wish for! Liam was born weighing nearly twice the national average and was comparable to a typical three-month-old.
Jessica and her family, including baby Liam, are all doing well and thriving. She expressed her gratitude to the doctors and nurses at Mercy Hospital, crediting the “power of positive thinking” for her natural labor experience. “Stay positive and breathe deep,” she advises.
Hats off to you, Mama Thompson! Even though many of us are still recovering from the thought of it.
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In the realm of childbirth, Jessica’s story is one for the books!