- If your typical answer to most inquiries is, “not yet,” you might just be married.
- If you often find yourself saying, “It was a bargain,” there’s a good chance you’re married.
- If you’ve caught yourself exclaiming, “Don’t swing that at the kids!” you’re likely married.
- If the phrase “clean the toilet” requires a detailed, step-by-step guide, you’re probably married.
- If you’ve ever inquired about your partner’s exact return time from work, you might be married.
- If you’ve had to clarify what constitutes “appropriate shoes,” you’re likely married.
- If your phone has buzzed with fifteen messages from the grocery store, congratulations, you’re probably married.
- If you’ve needed to explain the difference between light and dark clothing, you might be married.
- If upon opening the dishwasher, you find only seven clean dishes and two forks, you’re likely married.
- If there are just three Oreos left in the package, and the kids haven’t had any yet, you might just be married.
This article was originally published on April 17, 2012.
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In summary, these humorous observations reflect everyday realities that many married couples face, from grocery store texts to debates about appropriate attire. They highlight the amusing yet relatable aspects of sharing life with a partner.