How to Score a Free Meal with Your Toddler (And Other Fun Ideas)

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So, I read this wild story about a little girl named Lily who accidentally took a big gulp of her mom’s sweet, fruity cocktail, thinking it was just juice. Apparently, she loved the taste, even after telling her mom it was a bit strange! Her mom, Sarah, noticed something was off when Lily started to sway and kiss everything in sight. After a trip to the ER, it turned out she had actually consumed alcohol. Thankfully, Lily was just fine afterward, and the restaurant apologized, even covering their meal. Talk about a surprising outcome!

This got me thinking: what other sneaky ways can parents score a free meal when dining out with their kids? Here are a few ideas that might just work:

1. Have your child tell the server that you lost everything in a fire.
2. Get your waiter to accidentally drop an F-bomb while trying to be funny on Father’s Day.
3. Visit during the busiest lunch hour so you’re guaranteed a wait.
4. Order something super confusing to throw off your server, leading them to mess up your order—twice!
5. Show up looking incredibly pregnant, like you’re about to pop.
6. Arrive while feeling a bit too relaxed, if you know what I mean.

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In summary, while the story of Lily is both funny and a bit alarming, it opens the door to creative ways to navigate dining out with kids. Just remember to be smart about your antics!