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What They Never Mention About Hippie Parenting
When it comes to parenting, I’ve always leaned a bit to the left of “normal.” You know the type—I’m that mom sporting a three-year-old in a colorful Guatemalan wrap while the “normal” parents are busy pushing their kids around in fancy Bugaboos. I was cloth diapering before it was trendy, back when we had to deal with pins and plastic covers, and the smell of bleach-infused dirty diapers was just part of the gig.
These days, being a bit of a hippie parent is all the rage. But just to clarify, I’m not talking about the patchouli-scented crowd rocking cutoff shorts while jamming to Janis Joplin. I mean a genuine parenting approach that I embraced long before the cool crowd introduced their “free-range” methods.
As my kids grew, I realized that many of my “brilliant” ideas were more like epic fails. So, if you’re considering or already diving into hippie parenting, here are a few realities you might want to keep in mind.
Carob Chips Are Not Chocolate
First off, kids aren’t fans of carob chips. Trust me, they are a poor substitute for chocolate and resemble it less than you’d think. If your little ones ever get a taste of the real deal, good luck convincing them that carob is anything but a chocolate wannabe. Honestly, there’s no organic chip that can compare to a good old-fashioned Dorito. If your child is on the alternative chip hunt, bless their heart; I present to you the unfortunate turnip chip, a nod to your hippie parenting prowess.
The Toilet Paper Dilemma
Next, let’s talk toilet paper. In a moment of environmental zeal, I decided that toilet paper was just too wasteful, all those trees sacrificed for our hygiene. My solution? Reusable wipes! I spent an entire day crafting flannel squares, fueling my enthusiasm. I even set up an old ketchup bottle filled with lavender-scented soapy solution next to my new “butt-wiping brigade.” Spoiler alert: my teenagers were not impressed. The thought of non-flushable wipes? That’s just too much for some.
Personal Grooming and Perception
When it comes to personal grooming, hair removal is your choice, but be careful! If your kids don’t see you as the mysterious, artistic type, a trip to the pool can quickly turn awkward. They really don’t care about your French girl vibe; they just want you to be “normal” and clean-shaven.
Resources for the Journey
If you’re on this parenting journey, it’s crucial to know what you’re getting into. For more insights on home insemination, check out this post on intracervical insemination. And if you’re seeking expert advice on enhancing fertility, Make A Mom is a great resource. And don’t forget to visit the CDC for solid information on pregnancy and home insemination.
In summary, while hippie parenting has its charm, it comes with its quirks and challenges. Embrace the journey, and be prepared for a few surprises along the way!