Let’s Celebrate! We’re Not Expecting!

home insemination Kit

Updated: Aug. 21, 2015 | Originally Published: April 2, 2015

I’m not pregnant. And honestly, I won’t be pregnant again for the rest of my life. My empty womb is a choice I’ve made. My husband, our son, and I are a complete family unit. Yet, friends and family—well-meaning folks who know we could have more kids—want to know when we’re going to kick off “Round Two.” A little brother for our son? Think of the sibling bond! The comments usually come with a laugh or a playful nudge. If I linger a bit too long on a friend’s baby (or, heaven forbid, ask to hold the little one), I’ll get told that there’s a “reproductive spark” in my eye. And don’t get me started on the occasional sideways glance at my belly to see if it’s changed. Skipping a glass of wine at a family gathering? Cue the questions.

Some might think this curiosity stems from being a mom of just one child. Let’s unpack that. In tabloid culture, celebrities like Sarah Williams, who has three kids, often have circles and arrows Photoshopped onto their midsections. “PREGNANT WITH #4: WHAT DOES JAKE THINK?” or some sensational headline hovers over a casual outing in oversized clothes and sunglasses. It’s wild! She can’t even grab a coffee without people speculating about her uterus. So what’s a regular mom to do without the luxury of a publicist and pre-planned interviews?

Curiosity is totally normal. With the prevalence of social media, it feels like answers are expected. I don’t want to announce my choices on Facebook or Twitter—that feels too impersonal. But is it too much to wish for my body to be mine, free from scrutiny?

Here’s a thought: we seriously need a line of “we’re done having kids” cards for women who are finished with reproducing—perfect for those with zero to 18 kids (sorry, Duggar family—we’re still counting past 19). These cute cardstock announcements could come in a variety of modern fonts and floral designs—a fun way to end all speculation. They could feature a family photo or a stylish single woman giving a thumbs up.

Hey, companies like Minted, Shutterfly, and Tiny Prints—this is your cue! I’ll be the first to order. And if you’re interested in the world of home insemination, check out this post on intracervicalinsemination.com for more insights. Don’t forget to look into supplements that can help with fertility over at Make a Mom. And if you’re curious about what to expect with your first IUI, Parents is a great resource for all things pregnancy and home insemination.

In summary, while I love my family just as it is, I sometimes wish the questions and expectations would stop. A cheeky card could help me express my decision to focus on my one and only kiddo while keeping the nosy inquiries at bay.