5 Things About Easter You’ll Relate To If You Grew Up Catholic

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Easter! Say the word and what comes to mind? Jelly beans? Baskets full of goodies? Those giant, slightly terrifying bunny costumes taking over the mall? While Easter is primarily a religious holiday, in the broader American culture, it’s become a celebration of springtime fun.

Honestly, I’m all for it. Let’s be real: many symbols tied to this sacred Christian holiday—like eggs, bunnies, and flowers—have been around long before Christianity, representing new life and fertility in various cultures. I’m not about to argue with ancient traditions to reclaim the Easter Bunny from the Aztecs.

But as someone raised in the Catholic faith and who spent twelve years in Catholic school back in the day when nuns used rulers for discipline, the religious symbolism and rituals of Easter hold a special significance. These traditions are so deeply rooted that you can spot a Catholic a mile away, even if they’re not in their plaid uniforms.

1. Catholics Know the Struggle of Kneeling.

During the 40 days leading up to Easter, many Catholics hit up extra church services, which means a lot of kneeling and standing. Just one Stations of the Cross service can make even the most dedicated gym-goer feel a bit wobbly. Sure, our knees might be begging for mercy by 35, but at least we’re rocking strong legs!

2. Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup = Lenten Survival.

As Easter approaches, Catholics often fast and abstain from meat. While there’s a treasure trove of vegetarian options out there, we tend to stick with the classic grilled cheese and tomato soup combo. Some say this goes back to an ancient edict, but honestly, who knows? Just be sure to enjoy it with a side of Campbell’s!

3. March and April Snowstorms? No Biggie.

For those of us who grew up in the northern states, a late March snowstorm is just part of the Easter experience. I can still picture myself freezing in a frilly dress on the way to Mass, while the boys got schooled for stepping in slush. And let’s not forget the classic “turn up the heat” argument over a wilting corsage!

4. Incense = Coffee and Guilt.

Incense is a staple during Catholic services, especially on Holy Thursday. I once attended a service so heavy on the incense that the smoke detectors couldn’t handle it! Whenever we catch a whiff of incense, it’s like an automatic trigger for a coffee run and a guilt trip over missed calls and half-listened conversations.

5. Chocolate is Always Worth the Wait.

Easter morning is like Christmas morning, full of excitement over treats that appear after being “good” for a while. But let’s be honest: we all endure uncomfortable outfits and the overwhelming scent of flowers and perfumes. Still, there’s chocolate, and that’s a divine blessing. Thanks, Jesus, for Godiva!

In summary, Easter is a blend of rich traditions and lighthearted festivities, especially for those of us with Catholic backgrounds. It’s a time to reflect on deeper meanings while enjoying the fun of spring.

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