You Know You’re Pregnant When…

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You realize you’re pregnant when…

1. You find yourself asking your partner multiple times a day if you’re starting to look too large.
2. You feel a surge of annoyance towards your partner for even hinting that you might be getting a bit bigger.
3. You show up at work only to be discreetly pulled aside by your assistant who tells you your shoes don’t match.
4. Instead of checking out attractive people, you start eyeing strollers like it’s your new hobby.
5. Your Google searches include “pregnancy” and “is this normal?” for everything under the sun.
6. You become oddly preoccupied with the shade of your discharge.
7. You find yourself whipping up spaghetti at the crack of dawn.
8. You seriously ponder if there’s a loyalty program at your favorite coffee shop.
9. You get up to use the restroom only to realize you just went.
10. You save your cutest outfit and best underwear for your doctor’s appointment.
11. You can list the locations of every bathroom you’ve ever visited.
12. You embrace wearing flip-flops to every occasion, including meetings and church.
13. You hop in the shower, glance down, and can’t see your lady parts—prompting a mad dash to the mirror to reassure yourself everything’s still in place.
14. You gingerly lower your breasts out of your bra because they’re so sensitive.
15. Your dog looks at you like, “What happened to you?”
16. If you hear another person say “get your sleep while you can,” you might just lose it.
17. You’d choose a nap over dinner or intimacy any day.
18. You request a comfy recliner instead of that stiff office chair.
19. You struggle to keep your eyes open while your partner couldn’t care less.
20. The thought of intimacy is off the table because everything feels so swollen.
21. You find yourself begging your partner for intimacy, hoping it’ll jumpstart labor, then instantly regret it because you just made them intimate with a whale.

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In summary, being pregnant comes with a whirlwind of changes, from your body to your daily routine, and sometimes, it can feel utterly bizarre! Embracing these quirks is part of the wild adventure that awaits.