10 Things That Make Me Nervous About Becoming a Parent

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Okay, so this isn’t about stretch marks or anything like that. It all started when my friend Jamie sent me a photo from her bathroom. It was taken at a weird angle, showing her toddler’s chubby little hands reaching desperately under the door while she was just trying to enjoy a moment of peace. She captioned it: “Welcome to your future!” Yikes!

I can handle the messes and the tantrums, but here are the things that really freak me out about having kids:

1. What if I misplace one of them? Seriously, I can barely remember where I parked my car, and my favorite black leggings seem to disappear into thin air! How can I be trusted with the life of a tiny human? Sure, they make noise, but so does my phone, and I haven’t seen that in hours.
2. What if they spill all my secrets? Kids are like little spies, no doubt about it. That innocent phrase “out of the mouths of babes” often just means they’ll repeat the not-so-great things I thought they weren’t listening to. I can already picture them broadcasting my embarrassing moments at the worst possible time.
3. What if they turn out to be serial killers? I’ve seen enough true crime shows to know that mothers often get the blame for their kids’ future misdeeds. Every decision I make—whether to breastfeed or what kind of diapers to use—could lead them down a dark path. No pressure, right?
4. What if I can’t figure out what to feed them? I tend to eat the same boring meals repeatedly, but kids have opinions about food. What if I end up with a picky eater who thinks my go-to dish of tilapia isn’t thrilling enough? We might just end up starving!
5. What if I can’t afford them? Back in my day, all I wanted was a washable teddy bear. Now, it feels like every kid has an iPhone and a gaming console by age six. I can barely manage to keep my phone charged, let alone keep up with the extravagant gifts and parties out there.
6. What if I never sleep again? My current bedtime routine is a meticulous two-hour process. I avoid blue light, pick out my outfit, and aim for a solid seven hours of sleep. I can’t help but think that adding a child into the mix will completely ruin my sleep schedule.
7. What if I say something awful in public? I’ve overheard moms in stores trying to calm their kids with snacks and toys. One day, I might find myself in the same boat, and when my kid screams “I HATE YOU!” I might just snap back, leading to an awkward situation with onlookers who might even call the police.
8. What if I fall ill while they’re sick too? I’m the type who likes to exaggerate my symptoms when I have a cold. Imagine that moment when I’m bedridden, and my little one can’t even open a bottle of medicine! It’s a nightmare waiting to happen.
9. What if the parenting experts judge me? I don’t handle criticism well. I can only imagine how overwhelming it’ll be when I feel like everyone is scrutinizing my parenting choices. There better be a guide out there to help me avoid the wrath of the so-called “perfect” moms!
10. What if I never have a romantic life again? The whole idea that having a baby means your love life goes out the window feels like a cruel joke. It’s like biting into a chocolate only to find it filled with something disgusting. But maybe—just maybe—it’ll be worth it in the end.

In conclusion, despite the fears and uncertainties about parenting, I know that there are countless resources available to help navigate this journey. If you’re curious about home insemination, you can check out this great resource for more information.

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