10 Awkward Things We Say to Our Kids

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Parenting can be a wild ride, and sometimes in the heat of the moment, we say things that make us cringe later. Trust me, you’re not alone in this! After chatting with some friends, I gathered a few of the more… shall we say, interesting things we’ve all said to our kids. Here’s a peek into that treasure trove of parental honesty. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

1. No one should be putting snacks in your private parts—seriously, not even goldfish crackers!
2. Can you please just stop yelling at me for two seconds?
3. I really could still cancel your birthday party, you know. (Totally said two hours before it was set to start.)
4. That’s awesome, kiddo, but next time, maybe don’t be such a brat about it?
5. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t put your pants on your sister!
6. I’ll consider lowering my voice when you stop acting like a little jerk.
7. Keep that up, and you might just find yourself friendless.
8. No more fries until you finish your bacon, okay?
9. Honey, you really do put the “I” in “team.”
10. Mommies and daughters don’t hug like that.

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In summary, we all have those moments as parents where we say something that’s a bit out there. It’s all part of the journey, and let’s be real—it makes for some funny stories down the road!