Dear Future Daughter-in-Law,

I’m so excited for you to be joining our family soon! But before we raise a toast, I need to share a few things with you.

Getting to Know Each Other

First of all, let’s get one thing straight: I’m his mom, which means I’ve had him way longer than you have. One day, you’ll be a mom too, and you’ll see just how all-consuming that role can be. It’s a mix of joy and responsibility that never really fades, even when they’re adults. I’m not the best at letting go, but I promise to work on it for all our sakes. Just keep this in mind if I come off as a bit too involved at times.

His Quirks

As the youngest, we might have spoiled your soon-to-be husband a little too much. He can be a bit of a baby, and I’m sure you’ve noticed how he likes things done his way. The puppy dog eyes? Yeah, I might have encouraged that when he was little. If he starts pushing his luck, feel free to give him a gentle nudge back into reality.

Now, about the messiness. He’s kind of a slob. That’s probably my fault too; I always felt it was my job to keep things tidy, so chores weren’t really his thing growing up. I tried to teach him to appreciate cleanliness, but you know how it goes—some lessons stick, others don’t. Good luck with those dirty socks on the floor—they’ve been a staple in our household!

A Little Secret

A little secret: he once told a friend he was allergic to cats, but that’s not true at all! He got scratched by our neighbor’s cat when he was a kid and has been terrified of them ever since. So if you love felines, just keep this little tidbit in mind.

His Great Qualities

On the bright side, he’s got some fantastic qualities! He’s kind, hardworking, and has a great sense of humor. Plus, he’s not picky about food—whatever you whip up will be like a feast to him. If you’re not a culinary wizard, don’t sweat it; he’s also more into couch time than traveling or outdoor adventures, so you’ll have plenty of free time for your own hobbies or shopping trips.

Welcome to the Family

I’ve been waiting so long for my last baby to settle down, and I couldn’t be happier that you’re the one who will help him grow up. If you ever feel the need to vent, know I’m just a call away.

Welcome to the family!

Love,
Your Future Mother-in-Law

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Summary

This letter warmly welcomes a future daughter-in-law to the family while humorously sharing insights about her soon-to-be husband, including his quirks and strengths. The author expresses excitement and offers support, highlighting the joys and challenges of motherhood.