Becoming a mom has turned my life into a whirlwind of questions. From my parenting methods to the oddity of syrup being considered a food group, it’s like I’m living in a constant state of inquiry. I even find myself questioning my own sanity and whether my kids are secretly on a mission to annoy everyone around us. Here are 25 more questions that have crossed my mind recently:
- Who are these little humans and why do they keep calling me Mom?
- How many times can I watch that cartoon character mess up before I lose my mind?
- If I chuckle at that unexpected swear word, will it become her new favorite word?
- Is it just me or can anyone else hear the dog begging to go outside?
- How many rips in my jeans will it take before I’m arrested for indecency?
- How did I not realize how fit I was back in my twenties?
- Will I ever remember that dinner needs to happen every single night?
- Am I the only one who thinks carrying a baby inside you is a bit like a sci-fi horror flick?
- If I have tissues and gum stashed in my bag, does that officially make me a mom?
- My body will eventually spring back to its pre-baby shape, right? Right?
- Did I really think my college life was tough?
- How many days can I go without showering before I become a full-fledged hippie?
- If I try to have a conversation with my mouth closed, will they somehow know I’m sneaking their candy?
- If I look myself up online, will it lead to an embarrassing picture from my past?
- How can someone get so upset over a shirt while wearing their underwear backwards?
- Does he really think I’ll buy his story with that eye twitch?
- Is growing up just realizing sleep trumps everything else?
- Will she ever learn to use her outside voice?
- How can I feel too old for the Juniors section but too young for the Women’s?
- How many times can I wipe the same countertop before I start questioning my sanity?
- How long until My Fitness Pal catches onto my fibs about calorie counting?
- Are all kids this bizarre?
- Does my mom truly love me this much?
- If there’s a lone sock on the stairs and I’m not around, does it even exist?
- If no one is touching me, do I even exist?
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In summary, motherhood is a rollercoaster filled with questions that often lead us to ponder our choices, our identities, and our sanity. Whether it’s the daily grind of parenting or the mysteries of growing up, we’re all in this together, raising our little ones while trying to maintain some semblance of our former selves.