My Mom, the Wonders of Vinegar, and Chocolate Cake

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You know, my mom was a total wizard when it came to using vinegar for just about everything. Seriously, it’s wild how her old-school remedies still hold up today. She was really ahead of her time before it was even trendy to be “green.”

Whenever I had a sore throat, it was apple cider vinegar to the rescue! She’d have me gargle a mix of two tablespoons of it in a glass of warm water, and I’d repeat that as needed.

Growing up on a farm in the Midwest meant summer brought a swarm of mosquitoes, and guess who was the family’s mosquito magnet? Yep, me! My mom would soak cotton balls with apple cider vinegar and dab them on my bites to ease the itching. It worked wonders for sunburn too, though I always complained about smelling like a salad. But she never listened to my grumbling!

Every summer, we’d plant a garden bursting with tomatoes, potatoes, green beans, and all sorts of goodies. Mom taught me to clean the freshly picked veggies by soaking or gently washing them in a mixture of one part vinegar to three parts warm water. After a rinse with cold water, we’d pat them dry. And she always cut a bouquet of flowers to brighten up our dinner table, adding vinegar and sugar to the water to keep them fresh longer.

Mom couldn’t stand dirty windows, so she always had a spray bottle ready with two tablespoons of white vinegar mixed with four cups of water. Her secret? Drying the windows with crumpled newspaper for that shiny, streak-free finish.

But let’s get to the best part—her secret use for vinegar: it’s the key ingredient in the most delicious chocolate cake ever!

I lovingly call it my Magic Chocolate Cake, a recipe passed down through generations. Here’s how to make it:

Magic Chocolate Cake Recipe

Sift together these dry ingredients:

• 1 3/4 cups sifted flour
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• 1/4 cup cocoa
• 1 tsp baking soda
• 1/2 tsp salt

Then add these and mix well:

• 1/3 cup soft shortening
• 1 1/2 tsp vanilla
• 1 tbsp vinegar (either white or cider)
• 1 cup cold water

Pour the batter into a greased 8-inch square pan dusted with cocoa. Bake in a preheated 350-degree oven for 30-45 minutes. Just don’t overbake it! To check if it’s done, stick a toothpick in the center; it should come out slightly moist.

So there you have it—my mom’s vinegar magic and a chocolate cake recipe that’s sure to impress. For more on home insemination, check out this insightful post on intracervicalinsemination.com. And if you’re looking for expert advice, Make a Mom is an authority on the topic. Plus, Mount Sinai offers excellent resources for pregnancy and home insemination.

In summary, my mom’s inventive uses for vinegar not only brought comfort but also created delicious memories, especially with her Magic Chocolate Cake.