The Upsides of Being in Your 40s

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Let’s be real, I may not always be upfront about my age, and sure, a tiny bit of vanity might play a part. I remember this one time at my daughter’s dance class when a little girl casually announced her mom was 47. The poor mom just flashed that awkward smile we all use when our kids embarrass us in public. From that moment, I swore I wouldn’t let my kids spill the beans about my age. After all, their math skills are only getting sharper!

But hey, being in your 40s has its perks:

1. Nostalgia Central: You can easily spot those ancient gadgets in Facebook posts. You know, the ones that make you feel like a relic if you actually remember using them? It’s like a badge of honor, right?
2. Compliments with a Twist: You’re bound to hear comments like “You look great for your age.” News flash: If you’re going to compliment someone, just stick to “You look great!” The qualifiers just remind you of the age gap.
3. Gaming Throwback: You recall the days when gaming controllers had just one orange button and a stick. Those joysticks were all we needed! Today’s controllers? Total mind-boggling chaos!
4. Oldies but Goodies: The first tune I caught on the oldies station was “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. I mean, who knew I’d be jamming to my youth on a station that’s basically a time capsule?
5. Poolside Fashion: While I adore swimming, wearing a swimsuit in public is another story. Thankfully, I’ve got an arsenal of cute cover-ups that make me feel fabulous without the pressure of showing off every little imperfection.
6. Fax Machine Whiz: Remember when faxing was a thing? I bet the younger crowd wouldn’t even recognize that sound! But for us, it’s like riding a bike.
7. Mixtape Master: I’m talking about the real deal here—not a playlist, but an actual mixtape made on a boom box. You had to be strategic about the pause button to avoid those pesky clicks.
8. Skiing Skills: You can rock a snowplow and maybe even parallel ski. Snowboarders? They might be scratching their heads right now!
9. Terminology Confusion: Thongs used to mean cute sandals, not what they are today. I made the mistake of telling my boss I needed to put on my thongs, and boy, was that awkward!
10. Wrinkles with Pride: Botox used to be a poison, and now it’s a beauty treatment? No thanks! I’m embracing my “angry 11s” and the stories they tell from years of life experiences.
11. Tipping Like a Pro: You know when a server has earned a good tip. I mean, we got carded while ordering sake, and while we looked good, we sure weren’t that young!

So yeah, being in my 40s definitely has its benefits. Life is too short to stress about age, and every day above ground is a win. Would I trade places with a twentysomething? Not yet, but I might just ask one to be my body double at the next pool gathering!

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Summary

Being in your 40s comes with its own set of unique perks, from nostalgic memories to embracing your age with pride. While you may encounter the occasional awkward compliment or feel out of touch with modern gadgets, there’s a certain charm and wisdom that comes with this age. So, while the youth might seem appealing, there’s plenty to enjoy about this decade of life.