How Over the School Year Are You? A Fun Quiz for Stressed Moms

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Hey there, fellow moms! If you’re anything like me, your Facebook feed is filled with all sorts of quirky quizzes. What’s your spirit animal? Which Disney princess are you? Seriously, with the school year wrapping up, I thought it’d be the perfect time to create a quiz that truly matters: How over the school year are you?

I know, I know, you might think you don’t need a quiz to tell you that you’re done with science projects and endless math homework. But let’s face it, we’re all super busy right now, and figuring out if your stress level needs a calming cup of tea or a much-needed girls’ night out can be tricky. So, grab a cup of something soothing and answer these questions as honestly as you can!

1. When you spot paper cups in the supermarket, your reaction is:
   • a. What a waste! Why do we need paper cups?
   • b. Oh right, I need those for my kid’s Flat Stanley party tomorrow!
   • c. Oh no! I was supposed to bring those for Flat Stanley today!
   • d. Wait, paper cups? Wasn’t that last week for soccer? Or was it for the Friendship Club? Ugh, why do we even need them?
2. Seeing a backpack overflowing with a year’s worth of your child’s creations makes you feel:
   • a. Excited! I can’t wait to add these to the collage for the end of the year.
   • b. A little eye-roll, but hey, it’s nice to see what they’ve done.
   • c. Just toss it in the closet for now; I’ll deal with it later.
   • d. I might just “accidentally” throw it out and play dumb when asked.
3. When presented with one more form to fill out, you typically:
   • a. Fill it out promptly and return it.
   • b. Sigh and roll your eyes, but you get it done.
   • c. Toss it in the “to sign” pile and hope it doesn’t become urgent.
   • d. Turn it into a paper hat and sing “I Feel Pretty.”

Answer Key:

If you mostly chose A’s, congrats! You’re rocking it! You probably just had a vacation or your kids are still in preschool.

If B’s were your go-to, you’re definitely ready for this year to wrap up. Sip on some herbal tea and bask in your survival.

If C’s were your vibe, you’re close to reaching your limit. Time for a girls’ night out! Grab some friends from carpool and let loose.

If D’s were your main picks, you need a major reset. Call your bestie or the nice lady in line at Starbucks and plan a quick getaway with the girls or your partner.

For more insightful reads on parenting and home insemination, check out some of our other posts, like this one on intracervical insemination. If you’re thinking about starting a family, Make A Mom is a great resource! And for those expecting, don’t forget to check out March of Dimes for excellent pregnancy week-by-week info.

In summary, this quiz is a light-hearted way to check in with yourself as we approach the end of another school year. So, whether you’re feeling on top of your game or about to lose it, know you’re not alone in this wild ride of motherhood!