What Type of Myers-Briggs School Mom Are You?

Let’s be real: as moms, we can’t help but size each other up. Whether we’re hanging out on the playground, waiting for the bell to ring, or mingling at school events, we instinctively check out the other moms around us. It’s just part of our nature! Thanks to the well-known Myers-Briggs personality test, which categorizes us into 16 distinct personality types, it’s easier to figure out who we might vibe with—or perhaps who makes us want to hide behind the nearest flagpole.

No need to stress about taking the official MB Indicator; just skim through this list to identify yourself, your friends, and that one mom who makes you feel a bit anxious.

INFJ (Into Natural Food/Juicing)

You’re all about that crunchy lifestyle. Your kid greets everyone with a “Namaste” instead of a “Hello.” And yes, your Birkenstocks are totally back in fashion.

ISFP (Instagram-Sharing Fitness Pics)

Living in Lycra, you flaunt your post-baby body just weeks after giving birth. Your bikini selfies come with captions like, “What’s your excuse?” Seriously, chill out!

ESFP (Exceptionally Sulky Following PTA)

You’re the one who talks over everyone and takes every vote way too seriously. After meetings, you’re pulling parents aside when they just want to unwind with a glass of wine.

ISTJ (Insults Staff, Then Judges)

You’re the parent who grumbles to the office staff about your child not getting into that lunchtime program, all while forgetting to submit the paperwork. It’s totally their fault, right?

ESTJ (Earnest Soul Through Jesus)

Driving a big American car with a cross hanging from the rear-view mirror, you have a fifth-grade daughter who’s not shy about scaring younger kids with detailed discussions about sex.

INFP (Intellectually Numb From Parenting)

Struggling with a newborn and twins in kindergarten, you’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a full night’s sleep—or even shower! Your sense of self? Gone.

ESTP (Earning 7x the Principal)

Your designer heels cost more than the teacher’s secondhand ride. You take your kids on spontaneous trips, making everyone else a bit envious of your fabulous lifestyle.

INTJ (Into Nothing, Totally Jaded)

You’re the queen of eye rolls, and helping with school fundraisers? No thanks. You might even drop an F-bomb when you think no one is listening.

ENFP (Emoji * Netflix * Facebook * Pinterest)

Hey, mama! Put down your phone—your kid is literally eating dirt over there!

INTP (Irritatingly Nervous Toward Playdates)

We get it; your kid has dietary restrictions, and you’re super cautious. But don’t worry, the nanny is on it, and everything is locked up, right?

ENTP (Edgy-Negative Type on Playground)

You’re rocking your vintage Doc Martens and old-school tees, even if your concert days are long behind you. Too cool for school? Maybe.

ISFJ (Internet-Surfing Freelance Journalist)

You’re the mom who shows up in shorts and flip-flops while mentioning “deadlines” that keep you from volunteering. We see you!

ENTJ (Eating—NOT!!/Tennis /Junior League)

Your priorities are clear: eating, tennis, and the junior league. Sometimes you can’t help but mock brands that don’t cater to your size.

ENFJ (Everywoman Never Feeling Jammed!)

You’re a supermom, balancing work and baking like a champ. You’ve got endless energy, and your kids think you’re the best, making the rest of us feel a bit inadequate.

ISTP (Inspires Student Toilet-Papering)

You’re the one every high school kid loves to prank in the late hours, armed with a stash of toilet paper. We all know what’s up.

ESFJ (Engaging * Smart * Funny * Joyful)

You’re the sought-after mom at school, a bit of an urban legend. Everyone’s looking for you, but you’re hard to find.

So, what type are you? This little breakdown should help you navigate the school mom scene with a smile. And if you want to explore more about home insemination options, check out this informative resource on artificial insemination kits.

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Remember, we’re all in this parenting journey together!