Why I Wish I Could Be Friends with Jamie Lark

If I were Jamie Lark’s best friend, I’d have started off the day by calling her up and sending over a delicious breakfast of warm croissants and high-quality coffee. Of course, I’d know her address because best friends just do! I’d be her go-to non-celebrity buddy, the one she could unwind with while binge-watching terrible reality TV without the pressure of glam. For her, it might feel like a casual hangout, but for me, it’d be a dream come true. Here’s why I want to be Jamie’s bestie:

We Both Love Midnight Snacks

If Jamie is anything like her character, then she definitely shares my obsession with late-night snacking. I mean, who wouldn’t want to share a bag of chips or a spoonful of peanut butter at 10:30 PM? And let’s be honest—she’d probably bring along a box of donuts.

She’d Spill the Tea on Celebrity Shenanigans

Did you catch her appearance on that late-night show last week? Everyone was buzzing about her dress, but the real highlight was when she hilariously dubbed the fancy Met Gala a “fancy pants parade.” If we were best friends, I’d have her over the day after the gala to dish all the juicy details, and we’d be doubled over with laughter.

We Could Create Our Own Language

I come from a family that loves inventing new words, and Jamie has a gift for it, too! We’d brainstorm goofy terms together, watch them take off, and then have to leave them behind for the next batch of quirky phrases.

We Could Have Award Show Marathons

This part might be a bit clingy, but I’d love to watch award shows with her. Remember when she and her friend co-hosted the Golden Globes? Those were the best! We could kick back, and I’d do my best to keep up with her witty commentary, all while providing the snacks, of course.

She Would Totally Get My Rants

My poor husband has to endure my rants about the craziness of parenting and societal expectations. While he’s a trooper about it, Jamie would join in and add her own hilarious insights. I can imagine her making a joke about some absurd moment in pop culture that would perfectly illustrate my point.

She’d Bring Her Friend, Kelly

The only thing better than spending time with Jamie would be hanging out with her and Kelly together. Can you imagine the laughs?

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Summary:

In a nutshell, I’d love to be friends with Jamie Lark because we share a passion for late-night snacks, celebrity gossip, and creating our own whimsical language. Plus, she’d totally get my rants and bring along her friend Kelly for double the fun!