9 Trivia Questions Only Moms Can Answer

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Hey there, mama! Think you can tackle these trivia questions that only a mom could really nail? Let’s dive in!

1. You’re at the shopping mall. What’s making your little one wail?

   • a) There’s no change for the coin-operated rides.
   • b) You won’t buy her an entire cookie cake.
   • c) She’s terrified of the auto-flush toilets.
   • d) Honestly, it doesn’t even matter—just be amazed that you’re not crying, too!

2. What’s on the dinner menu tonight?

   • a) A gourmet herb-roasted chicken with garlic parmesan scalloped potatoes… if you believe my Pinterest board.
   • b) Something from the trusty Crock Pot.
   • c) Leftovers from yesterday’s Crock Pot masterpiece.
   • d) Frozen chicken nuggets. Yep, again.

3. Why does your back hurt so much?

   • a) Carried the baby around for what felt like 47 hours yesterday.
   • b) Spent an eternity scrubbing pee off the floor.
   • c) Leaned over too much to understand your tween’s mumbling.
   • d) Probably just a new norm by now.

4. Where did the beloved blankie go?

   • a) Ugh, it’s probably at Grandma’s house.
   • b) Stuck between the wall and the mattress, where no one else thinks to look.
   • c) I have no idea, maybe with last winter’s lost scarves and all the missing socks?
   • d) I tossed it in the hamper because it was so gross it might’ve attracted wild animals.

5. What did your kid just ingest while you were distracted?

   • a) OMG, DID SHE JUST SWALLOW SOMETHING? CALL 911!
   • b) 87 yummy gummy vitamins.
   • c) Something utterly disgusting off the sidewalk.
   • d) Hmm, I guess we’ll find out the hard way later, won’t we?

6. Your little one just started preschool and you’re feeling anxious. What’s the worst-case scenario?

   • a) She refuses to nap and turns into a cranky monster.
   • b) She has an accident because you forgot to pack a spare outfit.
   • c) She throws a tantrum over a banana with spots and we get banned forever.
   • d) Oh gosh, LICE.

7. What’s the ideal amount of screen time?

   • a) 30 minutes a day.
   • b) 30 minutes a day, plus however many extra hours I need for my sanity.
   • c) I just avoid looking; what I can’t see won’t hurt me.
   • d) UNLIMITED. Wait, we were talking about the kids, right?

8. Oh no, the family hamster has passed away. What’s your plan?

   • a) Hold a small, heartfelt funeral in the backyard.
   • b) Tell the kids he’s gone to a wonderful farm.
   • c) Hope they don’t notice—after all, they lost interest in him two days after we got him.
   • d) “Died? What are you talking about? He’s right here!” *hides pet store receipt*

9. The kids are finally out of the house! Which long-overdue task will you tackle first?

   • a) Laundry.
   • b) Thank you notes from Christmases long past.
   • c) Organizing the kids’ baby photos.
   • d) Shh, I can’t hear you over my Netflix binge!

Answer Key:

They’re all correct. Chill out, you’re doing an amazing job—now let’s make some space on the couch for a little relaxation while the kids are out!

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In summary, motherhood is filled with unique challenges and hilarious moments only a mom would understand. From dealing with tantrums to navigating dinner plans, it’s a wild ride. Just remember, you’re not alone in this journey!