7 Signs You’re Ready to Drive the Carpool

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Hey there, fellow parent! So, you’re thinking about taking on the carpool duty? Here are seven light-hearted criteria to see if you’ve got what it takes.

1. Education Matters (Sort Of!)
   Having a degree in something like philosophy might seem useless, but think again! As you navigate familiar streets, you’ll have plenty of time to contemplate life’s big questions. Is life really that “nasty, brutish and short,” or is it just a never-ending saga of traffic jams and kids arguing over snacks? Trust me, you might just find a book idea lurking in there!
2. Liberal Arts Degrees Are Handy!
   Did you major in English literature or anthropology? Perfect! You probably graduated knowing you might end up driving a cab or working on a fishing boat, collecting stories for your future novel. This mental prep is excellent for enduring long hours in a car filled with kids—just without the paycheck!
3. Spiritual Fortitude
   Picture this: one kid is bouncing around in the backseat while another is vying for the last granola bar. Meanwhile, a third is belting out songs like it’s their solo concert. If you’ve got a background in meditation or Buddhism, you may just be able to keep your cool. Deep breaths and accepting life’s chaos will go a long way, especially when faced with that one driver who thinks cutting you off is a sport.
4. NPR Enthusiasm
   Do you plan your errands around when your favorite NPR show airs? Can you regurgitate facts about medical breakthroughs as if you’re an expert? Even if the kids are begging for pop music, stick to those thought-provoking segments. Who knows? They might just learn something or, better yet, request a ride from another parent next time!
5. Patience with Other Kids
   If a child spills juice all over your car’s interior and you’re ready to scream, it may be time to rethink your carpool role. If you find yourself daydreaming about sharing your grievances with another parent instead of focusing on the road, maybe it’s time for a break from the after-school madness.
6. Swearing Skills
   Let’s be real—sometimes you need to vent! If you find yourself yelling at other drivers when your kid isn’t in the car, don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Just remember that kids might not need to hear the colorful language, but a little release can be a lifesaver.
7. Physical Resilience
   Being a carpool driver requires a strong back and the ability to ignore the cacophony in the backseat. But let’s not forget about your stomach! You’ll need to brave whatever snacks come your way, from stale crackers to potentially questionable gummy bears, without ending up in the ER.

In summary, if you can manage to stay calm amidst the chaos, keep your sanity through drive-time debates, and endure the occasional snack disaster, you might just be cut out for carpooling. And hey, if you’re looking for more parenting tips or insights, check out this article on our blog or visit Make a Mom for expert advice. Also, don’t miss out on CCRM IVF’s blog for some great resources on pregnancy and home insemination!