The 6 Types of Parents You’ll Encounter at Target

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Let’s face it, Target is practically a second home for many of us. We find ourselves there almost every weekend, and my little one could identify that iconic red bull’s eye before she could even say “mommy.” Whether it’s a rainy day, boredom, or just a need for some essentials like toothpaste and paper towels—don’t be surprised if we end up with a cart full of random items like new linens, popsicles, and even a hula hoop! After countless trips, I’ve noticed a few distinct types of parents that always seem to pop up at Target.

1. The Fitness Fashionista: You know her—she’s decked out in matching workout gear, complete with knee-length yoga pants sporting a bright teal stripe that perfectly matches her moisture-wicking tank top. While her hair is neatly tied back and she sips a venti iced coffee, you can bet she hasn’t seen the inside of a gym in ages. She might be browsing through athletic wear, but her cart is filled with kid essentials, and her little ones are nowhere in sight.
2. The Solo Dad: You’ll find him in the toy section, pushing a two-seater cart filled with pajama-clad kids who are munching on popcorn and sipping Icees. He’s fully engaged, making car noises as he navigates through the store, humming Disney tunes to keep his kids entertained. While he checks out the toys, his little ones are living their best lives, completely oblivious to the time.
3. The Newbie Dad: This guy is still figuring things out. Dazed and clutching a shopping list from his partner, he’s probably staring blankly at baby supplies, trying to juggle a huge box of diapers, some wipes, and maybe an impulse chocolate cake. You might spot him sheepishly asking a stranger what lanolin is—let’s hope he finds it soon!
4. The Sleep-Deprived Parent: Spotted early on a Saturday morning, this parent looks like they’ve just rolled out of bed. It’s barely 10 a.m., but they feel like it’s already late afternoon. Dressed in yesterday’s t-shirt, with remnants of mascara under their eyes and a messy ponytail, they grab a caffeine fix from Starbucks while their kids make a delightful mess in the cart with juice boxes and snack puffs, taking their sweet time through the aisles.
5. The Last-Minute Gift Giver: Picture this: it’s Saturday around noon, and this mom is in the princess aisle, frantically asking her daughter a million questions about her friend Madison’s favorite characters. She’s clearly in a rush, muttering to herself while her little one is more interested in trying on crowns than picking a gift. In a hurry, she snatches an Elsa doll, grimaces at the price, and drags her daughter out of the aisle.
6. The Rookie with the Two-Kid Cart: This mom thinks she’s hit the jackpot when she finds the coveted two-kid cart. She straps her little ones in and sets off, only to realize that managing this beast is a whole different ball game. By the time she makes it down the aisle, chaos ensues—sippy cups are flying, and tempers are flaring. After a near-collision with a toddler and a display of towels, she decides this cart is not worth the hassle and heads for the checkout.

Confession time: I’m definitely in the “Sleep-Deprived Parent” category. Every weekend, it’s the same story: ponytail, t-shirt, and kids leaving a trail of snacks behind. Who do you see on your Target runs?

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Summary: Target is a hub for various types of parents, from fitness enthusiasts to sleep-deprived caregivers. Each parent has their own unique experience, making shopping an adventure filled with characters and chaos.