25 Reasons Babies Are Easier than Toddlers

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Let’s be real: toddlers can be a handful. They’re always getting into mischief, demanding attention, and zooming around like little tornadoes. This is why I’m convinced that babies are a breeze in comparison. Here’s why:

1. Babies don’t try to “help” you with chores.
2. They won’t dump their toy box on the floor multiple times a day.
3. Babies can’t wriggle out of their clothes… or their diapers.
4. They don’t smear food all over your home.
5. Babies don’t throw tantrums when you lend a hand.
6. Carrying a baby is a lot easier than lugging around a 20-pound toddler.
7. They don’t climb on tables or furniture.
8. Babies aren’t swiping their siblings’ toys.
9. Baby poop doesn’t smell like a port-a-potty disaster.
10. You don’t need to stock up on endless snacks for babies.
11. They don’t play in the toilet (thank goodness!).
12. Babies nap frequently, giving you a breather.
13. Mid-diaper change, they won’t flip over and dash away.
14. Babies won’t barge into your room in the middle of the night.
15. They won’t insist on playing in the sandbox.
16. Babies are happy eating the same food every day.
17. You don’t have to brush their little teeth yet.
18. They aren’t trying to sneak sips of your coffee.
19. Babies aren’t faster than you—thankfully!
20. They don’t have the strength to leave bruises.
21. Babies don’t color on the walls (phew!).
22. They don’t mistake tampons for candy.
23. Babies don’t beg you to watch annoying TV shows.
24. They can’t open the front door and escape.
25. Babies aren’t aware that cookies are worth screaming for.

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In summary, while both babies and toddlers have their challenges, babies generally require less energy and effort than their toddler counterparts. From tantrums to toilet escapades, toddlers definitely keep you on your toes!