31 Unusual Habits Moms Can Totally Relate To

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You know, since becoming a mom, I’ve picked up some quirky habits that my pre-baby self would have totally rolled her eyes at. I’ve dabbled in various therapies—like self-hypnosis, journaling, and yes, chocolate (as if that would really help)—but nothing seems to curb my newfound mom quirks. Here’s a list of 31 strange addictions that are just part of the mom life:

1. Chatting about my kid’s bodily fluids with anyone who’ll listen, even the friendly teenage cashier at the grocery store.
2. Using cartoonish voices long after it’s actually beneficial for my child.
3. Making silly faces and noises to coax a smile during photo ops.
4. Snagging colorful plastic toys that are on sale—because, why not?
5. My love affair with the Dollar Store (refer to #4).
6. T.M.S.S. (Too Much Stuff Schlepping): “I need diapers, wipes, a changing pad, a few changes of clothes, some books, a tablet—oh, and snacks! Don’t forget extra hair ties. Wait, do I need silverware? Just bring everything!”
7. Watching certain reality shows that somehow reassure me I’m not the worst mom ever.
8. Bravo and wine are my ultimate combo, whether together or apart.
9. Coffee, coffee, and more coffee—seriously, where’s my caffeine?
10. Stealthily smelling the top of my child’s head like a total creeper when he’s distracted.
11. Searching for hidden innuendos in Disney movies, with or without the kiddos around.
12. Online shopping because who has time to shop in person with the kids? Thank you, Amazon Prime!
13. Getting overly excited about tie-dye projects that my kids will love for two seconds before forgetting them.
14. Getting lost in mom blogs and their relatable chaos.
15. Diving into the comments section of those blogs and sharing a laugh (or a sigh) with fellow moms.
16. Extracting juicy stories from my single friends and secretly feeling grateful I’m out of that dating scene. Who needs that headache?
17. Did I mention talking about bodily fluids? (It’s important enough to say twice.)
18. Pinterest. Enough said.
19. Constantly comparing my parenting style to those of others, both positively and negatively.
20. Wiping something off my child’s face and tasting it before I realize what I’ve done. “Oops, that wasn’t chocolate!”
21. My obsession with Target is real.
22. Planning birthday parties that spiral out of control from a simple gathering to a full-blown bash with a bouncy house and bubble guns. “Wait, who brought the bubble guns?”
23. Oversleeping? Just kidding—who has time for that?
24. Sharing my birth story with unsuspecting pregnant women like it’s the latest gossip.
25. Swaying side to side like I’m trying to rock my baby to sleep, even when they’re not there.
26. WebMD is my go-to for every little bump or sneeze.
27. Using my own saliva to wipe something off my kid’s face—even when baby wipes are right there. (See #20.)
28. Sneaking dessert in the bathroom so I can enjoy it alone.
29. Adding “-ie” to everything: “Want some egg-ies?” “Can mommy have a hug-ie?” “Ugh-ie.”
30. Living on a diet of macaroni and cheese, quesadillas, and grilled cheese sandwiches. My hips are definitely not happy about that.
31. Ending conversations (and articles) with some cheesy sentiment about motherhood.

But amidst all these odd habits, nothing beats the joy of seeing my child smile, sharing a laugh that ends in snorts, and comforting him through his tears.

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Summary

Motherhood comes with a unique set of habits that might seem strange to outsiders but are completely relatable to fellow moms. From discussing bodily fluids to indulging in retail therapy, these quirks are just part of the journey.