10 Signs You’re Realizing You’re Getting Older

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Hey there, friends! So, I’m in my mid-30s and while I might still get carded occasionally, I can’t help but notice I’m starting to feel a bit… older. Here are some tell-tale signs that it’s happening:

1. Birdwatching is my new jam. Seriously, I just caught myself gazing out the window at a lovely blue jay on my bird feeder. Yep, I asked for that bird feeder for Mother’s Day. Next thing you know, my kids will be getting me all sorts of bird-themed gifts for the holidays, and I’ll be rocking a bird-patterned sweater at school events. Just wait for it.
2. My back aches like crazy. I’m not kidding—my back is in a constant state of pain. I often complain to my kids and recruit them to give me back rubs. It’s a whole production where they use their tiny elbows to dig into my back, and I’m over here squirming because, well, I’m getting old.
3. I record late-night shows. Sorry, Jimmy, but I can’t stay up for The Tonight Show anymore—I need my beauty sleep! Who even stays up that late?
4. I’m all about Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy now. I’ll admit it! When I know the answer, I feel like a bingo grandma. I don’t actively seek them out, but if they’re on, I’m glued to the screen.
5. I know the weekly weather forecast by heart. I can tell when a cold front is moving in and make my kids wear jackets without them even asking. And yes, I always have an umbrella handy. Wouldn’t dream of leaving home without it!
6. Random body aches are my new norm. Right now, my neck and thumb are bothering me for no reason. I can’t even crochet today because of my thumb! Plus, I’ve started relying on Bengay to ease my discomfort. The smell? It’s a mix of menthol and lost youth.
7. Slang? What’s that? I have no clue what half of the terms kids are using these days mean—like “bae” or “fleek.” I’m still rolling with “cool beans.” Yup, I even have a Google search up for “teen slang words 2015” on my computer.
8. Tried Snapchat, didn’t get it. I gave it a shot for a few days and found it annoying. My eyes take forever to focus on the pictures without my glasses, and by the time I do, the moment is gone.
9. Little kids can be exhausting. My own kids can pour their cereal and let me enjoy a peaceful Sunday morning. But when I’m asked to babysit or hang out with needy toddlers, I’m like, “No thanks!” I’m not ready for the grandma life just yet.
10. Sleep is everything. I crave it like oxygen. If I’m not sleeping, I’m daydreaming about my next nap. Social events? Forget it—I can’t stay awake long enough to make it worth the effort. Yep, I’m old and tired.

Honestly, twenty-something me would probably roll her eyes at this list. But, it’s just a part of life—slowly morphing into a version of myself that’s more like my mom or grandma. And while I’m not aiming to be a wild cougar anytime soon, I guess I should embrace the inevitable changes and stock up on some hard candy. And Bengay.

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In summary, growing older comes with its own unique set of challenges and realizations. From aches and pains to unexpected interests like birdwatching, it’s a funny journey that we all navigate in our own way.