The 12 Types of Guys Single Moms Encounter on Tinder

After giving OKCupid a shot, I decided to explore some of the trending dating apps. Initially, I was hesitant about Tinder due to its reputation for casual flings. However, boredom and a bit of curiosity pushed me to create a profile.

To my surprise, I’ve found Tinder to be quite enjoyable. Sure, it has its quirks (hello, endless bathroom selfies!), but it’s easily my go-to dating platform. The swipe right for yes, swipe left for no mechanic is entertaining and a bit addictive—just watch out for that accidental left swipe on what could’ve been your soulmate! You get real first names, and Tinder conveniently shows mutual friends or interests. (Pro tip: If you find a mutual friend, a quick scroll through Facebook can reveal last names and additional photos.) There are no lengthy questionnaires, and you can only connect with someone if you both swipe right.

Despite its reputation, a lot of users seem genuinely interested in more than just a quick hookup—“no hookups” appears in many profiles right alongside those travel selfies from Machu Picchu. After a couple of weeks swiping, I’ve come across some interesting characters. Here’s a rundown of the 12 types of guys single moms might find on Tinder:

1. Mr. Models Only

This guy’s profile features at least one shot of him next to a flashy car, motorcycle, or an absurdly big truck. He might even flaunt a picture surrounded by smiling waitresses. He’s not shy about his preferences, often stating that only those with a thigh gap or a BMI under 21 should swipe right. Also, cats, kids, vegans, and gold diggers? Not his thing.

2. The Weekend Wanderer

Ah, the classic Tinder archetype: the guy who’s only in town for a brief visit. He could be a pilot on a layover or a businessman sealing a deal. He’s just looking for a good time and will vanish afterwards. At least he’s upfront about his intentions.

3. Mr. Bait and Switch

This guy knows how to market himself well. You might click on the handsome photo only to discover he’s promoting his latest album or book. Does he swipe right on every woman in hopes of snagging a few fans? That profile pic is tempting enough to find out.

4. The Married Duo

Surprise! It’s a two-for-one special. The first image usually features the husband alone, but a deeper look shows his wife, often smiling slyly in the background. Their profile states they’re just a fun couple looking for their “unicorn” (yes, I had to Google that too). At least they claim to be “disease and drama-free!”

5. The Strong, Silent Type

This guy puts up a few photos but leaves his profile completely blank. Whether he’s too lazy or just thinks his looks will carry the day, it’s frustrating. Give us something to work with! I personally have a strict “no profile, no swipe” policy, despite how dreamy those eyes may be.

6. The Ghost

Similar to the Strong, Silent Type, this guy has no profile or pictures. His username is something like “MysteriousDude.” It’s unclear what his intentions are. Is he just lurking? Cheating? Hoping to find someone so desperate they’ll swipe right on a blank profile? Just swipe left immediately.

7. The Romantic

“If there’s any magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something.” This guy kicks things off with song lyrics or a heartfelt quote. His profile often calls for “no more games” and features a photo with his dog. He’s into “holding hands” and “spooning” and might just be ready to move in after two dates.

8. The Bitter Guy

This one’s had some rough experiences and is clearly not happy about it. His profile is a rant against the “fake, shallow” women on Tinder. Expect at least one photo of him holding a shotgun. Angry and armed? Where’s that “call a therapist” button when you need it?

9. The World Traveler

“London > Dubai > NYC > YourCityHere” is how this gentleman starts his profile. His photos are all exotic, and he claims to speak five languages. The catch? He’s hardly ever home.

10. The Texting Maestro

At first glance, he seems perfect—great conversation and shared interests. But days go by without a date, and by the time you finally meet for coffee, he’s so boring you wonder how he’s the same guy you’ve been chatting with.

11. The Outdoorsman

This guy is basically every dude on Tinder. They love to tout their “active lifestyle,” so expect to see a lot of passionate runners, cyclists, and skiers. If he’s ever done any outdoor activity, it’s in the profile. Good luck finding him on a rainy day!

12. The Exaggerator

There’s a shocking number of 39-year-olds claiming to be over 6 feet tall in my search. I’m no expert, but I suspect some of these guys are not being entirely truthful. Also, phrases like “almost divorced” and “in an open marriage” appear often.

In summary, navigating the world of Tinder can be quite the adventure, especially for single moms. From the hopeless romantics to the weekend wanderers, it’s a diverse crowd out there. If you’re considering home insemination, check out this informative resource for pregnancy and home insemination. Don’t forget to explore this at-home insemination kit for a practical approach to your journey. For more details, be sure to check out our privacy policy.