What PMS Feels Like in My Head

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Hey there! So, let’s dive into the wild world of PMS, shall we? Picture this:

“Good morning! Ugh, everything’s terrible. Especially you, yes, you’re included in that.”

“It’s already 8 a.m. and I’m starving! Where’s my cheeseburger?”

“Seriously, your outfit is hideous. You look like you just rolled out of bed. And why bother with a bra?”

“Hey, why not cut your own bangs? That’s a great idea! Just a few more snips and—voilà—you’ll be crying over it. Perfect!”

“Want to start a fight? I can totally call your mom!”

“Your family is driving me nuts. They only act like this when I’m around. The sound of your partner munching is like nails on a chalkboard, and those kids can’t even get dressed!”

“Now’s the perfect time to shout about how unappreciated you are. Do they think the fridge magically fills itself with organic veggies from three different stores?”

“Why can’t I just break something? Honestly, you’d feel way better if you smashed some dishes instead of washing them. Let me at least slam a few doors!”

“Your house? Total disaster. If you don’t scrub the burnt food off the stove and wipe down those grimy door frames in 20 minutes, I might just set the place ablaze.”

“Let’s run away! No, wait, I’ll get everyone else to leave. But it’s raining and they look cozy. A regular tantrum won’t cut it today. Time for a full-on meltdown—it’d be helpful if you could hyperventilate on the floor.”

“Skip the shower today; it’s not going to fix this mountain of self-loathing.”

“What’s your deal? Do you even have real problems, you privileged little mess? Every time I see you, it’s just a chaotic disaster. Get it together!”

“I’m being rude? Just imagine how those poor folks must feel looking at you.”

“Seriously, what’s your purpose in life?”

“Thought you were a writer? Why aren’t you creating anything? Just sitting there like a fool. Wait, you’ve got an idea… Nope, that’s dumb. Just delete it. You should quit!”

“It’s my fault you’re like this? Nope, this is just who you are now. It’s not going to get better; you’re spiraling.”

“Hold on! Where do you think you’re off to? Running shoes? What’s this ‘acupuncture’ appointment on your calendar? Is that a meditation pillow? Do I smell bath salts? Forget this; I’m outta here!”

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In summary, PMS can be a rollercoaster of negative thoughts and feelings, making everything seem overwhelming. But understanding it can help navigate those tough days.