So, I always knew that having kids would be a blast, which is why I spent three years bugging my partner to start a family. However, I never expected the delightful surprises that come with raising little ones. For those of you contemplating parenthood or trying to convince a hesitant partner, here’s a fun list of the cool things you can look forward to!
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Kids always seem to attract candy from every direction, and as a responsible parent, you’re expected to keep most of it away from them. The upside? You get to indulge in that candy yourself!
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You’ll discover you have some sort of magical abilities—like the power to know everything and heal a scraped knee with just a kiss. Seriously, it’s like being a wizard!
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Watching your partner light up when your kid laughs at their goofy antics is priceless, especially when that laughter isn’t coming from the family pet.
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For a few years, you’ll find a treasure trove of half-eaten chicken nuggets and mac and cheese that your little ones leave behind. Enjoy it while it lasts, because soon they’ll be finishing their plates and stealing yours!
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Eating out with kids often lands you in the back of the restaurant, away from the crowd. While some might find this annoying, I love it! It feels like our own private space.
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Many places don’t have public restrooms, but if you have a small child in tow, they’ll often let you use the staff bathroom. Truth be told, it’s usually me who needs to go!
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Traveling with toddlers? Don’t sweat the overhead compartment situation. Your little one will let you pre-board, so some poor soul will end up gate checking their bag.
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Kids are great for making excuses. “Sorry, we can’t make it to your poetry reading. We can’t find a babysitter!” or “We have to leave your party early—bedtime calls!”
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Cake galore! Every birthday party your kid attends means cake. Even if you don’t get your own slice, you can always snag a bite from your child. Just don’t try to take a bite from another kid, because that’s a big no-no.
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You get to relive your favorite childhood stories with your kids. Hey there, Shel Silverstein! It’s great to see you again.
Bonus: There’s always someone to cuddle with, and let’s be real—your kids usually smell a lot better than your pets!
Who knew having kids could be this awesome? If you’re curious about family planning, check out this helpful post about home insemination options. For more information, you can also visit Make a Mom for their expert advice on insemination kits. And if you’re exploring pregnancy options, the Cleveland Clinic’s resource is a fantastic place to start.
In summary, having kids brings about a whole bunch of unexpected joys and perks that make the journey worth it.