The 8 Stages of Moving for Moms

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Moving to a new house is a monumental task, and when you throw in four kids and eight years of living in one place, it can feel downright overwhelming. I’ve found myself either on my knees or curled up in a ball in the closet, depending on the chaos of the day. Sorting through everything, deciding what to trash, donate, or keep, and then hauling it all to different locations while managing four reluctant little helpers is akin to a nightmare scenario. Here’s a light-hearted look at the eight stages of moving for moms:

1. Blissful Denial
   In the beginning, every mom dives into moving with a sense of optimism. Thoughts like “It won’t be that bad” and “I’ve been decluttering for months; this will be easy!” swirl around. She envisions a seamless organization process, with everything neatly packed into color-coded boxes. Despite the storm brewing ahead, she ironically dreams of hosting a yard sale for all the items she no longer needs.
2. Twinges of Doubt
   As packing begins, reality sets in. The mom soon realizes that a mere 50 boxes won’t suffice for the mountain of stuff accumulated over the years. The packing won’t wrap up in three days, and she’s somehow the only one doing the heavy lifting. The initial excitement fades, and the thought of a yard sale is quickly dismissed as her energy wanes.
3. Rejection of Materialism
   Welcome to the Goodwill jackpot phase! This is when she decides to part with a significant chunk of her belongings—and a lot of her kids’ too. The children will suddenly become sentimental about toys they haven’t touched in ages, pleading to keep them just moments before tossing them aside. The mom, determined to lighten her load, will have to hide these ‘rescued’ items back in the donation pile to avoid more rescue missions.
4. Loss of Hope
   Tears may flow as the mom realizes that her efforts to declutter are yielding minimal results. Frustration mounts as she surveys the chaos and feels like she’s fighting a losing battle. In her despair, she might pour herself a glass of wine and kick stray items across the room while her kids run wild like they’re in a jungle.
5. Renewed Strength and Vigor
   After days of tireless work, she finally sees some progress. Loading the kids into her messy SUV, she heads to Goodwill with bags of donations. Once the donations are dropped off, she treats her little ones to ice cream as a reward for their ‘help’—even if they didn’t do much. Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman” might be playing in her head at this point.
6. Holy Crap
   Back at home, reality hits hard. The amount of work still left to do is staggering, and she hasn’t even begun to tackle the hidden chaos in the man cave or attic. Armed with garbage bags, she frantically starts tossing items into them, no longer concerned about what gets donated versus what gets thrown away. The kids scatter in fright, sensing her fierce determination.
7. Head ‘Em Up, Move ‘Em Out
   Finally, all the boxes and furniture are packed and ready for transport. The movers fill the truck, and the mom feels a wave of relief—until she learns that only half of her boxes will fit. Bravely, she embarks on the exhausting journey of multiple trips to the new house, all while her kids whine about the car rides.
8. Where Is It?!
   After all the boxes have arrived, she’s greeted with a daunting sight: piles upon piles waiting to be unpacked. As soon as the dust settles, the kids start demanding their favorite items. Realizing that unpacking will take ages, she sends her little ‘hyenas’ outside to play and pours herself a much-needed drink, swearing to never move again. She gains newfound respect for nomads and gypsies.

If you’re currently navigating the turbulent waters of moving or know someone who is, remember that it won’t last forever. And don’t forget, you brought those kids into this world—make them pitch in! Even if they don’t actually help, the mere threat of work should keep them out from underfoot.

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Summary:

Moving with kids can feel like an uphill battle, but it’s a journey that many moms go through. From initial denial and doubt to moments of frustration and eventual acceptance, the process is filled with ups and downs. Yet, with a little humor and determination, it’s possible to navigate the chaos and come out on the other side—hopefully with all belongings intact.