The Stylish Shoes Probably Weren’t My Size Anyway

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My husband was in a great mood when he suggested we divide and conquer the kids for a bit. “You take one, and I’ll handle the other. Have fun! Go explore! Treat yourself!” (It was my birthday weekend, and let me tell you, shopping doesn’t usually go this smoothly for us!)

With one little one in a stroller, I wandered into a store I hadn’t visited in ages. This used to be my go-to shoe haven—the spot for those flirty heels for that special dress, trendy boots, and elegant work shoes. I walked in with a grin, ready to find something fabulous!

As soon as I stepped inside, a young and stylish salesperson greeted me. “Can I help you?” she asked. “No thanks, I’m just browsing,” I replied, eager to dive into the sea of shoes that beckoned me.

I grabbed a pair to try on, but they weren’t quite right. Just as I was about to explore more, my little one started getting fussy. Before long, she was squirming like a mini Houdini trying to escape the stroller.

Of course, that’s when another salesperson approached, asking if I needed assistance. “I’m good!” I think I mumbled, but she just stared at me. So, I moved on, feeling the pressure.

I was determined to find a pair of shoes before my little one completely lost it. But then I noticed the staff were still watching me. It hit me when I caught my reflection in a mirror—my hair was a wild mess from our beach day, the diaper bag was spilling everywhere, and what was up with these mom jeans in capris?

Okay, maybe that’s a bit dramatic, but you get the picture.

I tried to look casual as I started to sneak out, fully aware that my little girl was probably giving me a piece of her mind in her own toddler way. The salespeople were so openly staring it was almost comical. In my mind, I hoped one day they’d remember this moment—I’d laugh about it too, hopefully while wearing a glam new pair of shoes.

I walked out with my head held high, imagining a future trip back sans kids. It would be my moment, just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, but first, I’d need to swap kids with my husband and snag some normal capris.

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In summary, sometimes the shopping experience can feel overwhelming, especially when you’re a parent. But hey, there’s always the next time to indulge yourself—just remember that your stylish shoes might not be just right for you!