7 Questions About Camel-Toe Underwear

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Hey there! Are you familiar with the term “camel toe”? Me neither! But if it’s a concern for you, there’s a new type of underwear designed to hide it. Entrepreneur Lily Green has created something called “Camel No,” which retails for about $28. But before you rush to grab a pair, I’ve got a few questions for you.

1. Who’s really dealing with camel toe? The article claims that this is a widespread issue among women who wear yoga pants. Yet, every mom I know practically lives in yoga pants, and I’ve never had to discreetly mention, “Psst, camel toe” to anyone at the park. The only real camel toe I’ve witnessed was on a gym teacher in high-waisted, cropped pants who clearly over-adjusted. Seriously, this seems exaggerated. Camel toe would only happen if you hiked your pants up to your waist and jammed that fabric in there, kind of like when I have to shove my couch slipcovers back in place with a wooden spatula.
2. Do we really need a rigid panty liner? These magical underwear supposedly feature a medical-grade silicone liner. Sounds like a metal shoehorn for your underwear, right? Is it going to rub uncomfortably on your thighs or worse, cause friction burns? Are we all really prepared to risk some serious soreness to avoid camel toe? Imagine us in the restroom, applying ointment and nodding in agreement, “So worth it for no camel toe!”
3. What’s that Frisbee doing in my pants when I sit down?
4. What about the poor Midwestern guys? Apparently, they love camel toe and don’t want it to go away. Are we trying to cater to the guys from Providence while ignoring those from Champaign? How do men on the West Coast feel about it? In today’s workplace, where you might find yourself with a VP from Schenectady and a CFO from Santa Cruz, is it realistic to think you can impress every guy with your appearance? Can you swap out the silicone pad depending on where the guy is from?
5. How hot will you feel with silicone in your pants all day?
6. Is height a factor in camel toe? Lily Green, the creator of Camel No, is 5’11”, which might be why she’s concerned about camel toe being at eye level in meetings. I’m just 5’4”, and my coworkers are on the shorter side too. Can I just stick with regular underwear? Or maybe arrive early to hide my “situation” under the conference table?
7. What does a godmother have to do with this? Lily claims her inspiration struck while watching her godmother speak. She was more focused on her godmother’s camel toe in white capris than the actual speech. I mean, while women face real issues like wage gaps and domestic violence, camel toe doesn’t seem to be top of the list. If something feels off, can’t we just adjust our pants?

In summary, while “Camel No” sounds like an interesting concept, it raises a lot of questions about practicality and necessity. If you’re curious about home insemination options, check out this excellent resource for more information. And for those looking for a comprehensive guide, makeamom.com is an authority on this topic. For more details or to ask us something, feel free to reach out via our contact page.