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An Open Letter to My Kids About Summer
Hey there, my little summer adventurers!
As we dive into the sunny days ahead, I’m here to give you the green light to let loose and make this summer one to remember. Seriously, feel free to leave your stuff wherever you please. Half-finished smoothies on the coffee table? No biggie! I got it covered. Socks scattered in the hallway? I’m on it. Dishes piling up in the sink? Bring it on! And Legos? The more, the merrier! Oh, and don’t worry about those blankets you drag around—just leave them wherever you drop them. I’ll make sure they find their way back to your rooms eventually.
And let’s talk about doors. Closing them? Totally optional. I mean, who doesn’t love a little fresh air (and the occasional wasp) buzzing through the house? Our open-door policy means you can feel free to roam in and out as you please. Who needs to contain the air conditioning, right?
Now, when it comes to wet bathing suits and towels, drop them anywhere you like! The floor? The banister? I love a good pile of laundry, so get creative! And hey, if they happen to stain the wood surfaces, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of that, just like I’ll handle the clean-up after your culinary adventures in the kitchen. If you whip up a snack, feel free to leave the mess for me to discover later—how impressive is it that you got cheese everywhere?
Oh, and every time you’re thirsty, grab a new glass. We have plenty, and let’s be real: I love loading and unloading the dishwasher. And if you want to hang out with friends? Count me in! I’ll be your personal chauffeur, no notice needed. Just tell me when and where, and I’ll drop everything to make it happen. And if you need a few bucks for a movie? Consider it done!
And to my youngest, when you’re ready for a swim, let’s go! Feel free to squirm and complain while I’m putting on your sunscreen. It’s all part of the fun, right? I’ll even keep track of your goggles, which I’ve decided is my summer mission. I’ll know exactly where they are at all times (probably under the driver’s seat of the car).
A couple more things to keep in mind: eye-rolling is totally allowed! It’s my way of knowing how I’m doing as your parent. Showering? Optional! You know what’s best for you. And chores? Just let me know when it’s convenient for you. The weeds in the garden aren’t going anywhere, after all.
Oh, and please wear those headphones of yours so you can zone me out when I’m trying to chat. It’s way more fun to yell out random things and not get a response. Great for stress relief!
So, if you embrace these “guidelines,” I’m betting this summer will be a blast for all of us. If you’re not into sarcasm, well, good luck making it to July. Love you all!
– Your Favorite Parent
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