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11 Truths About Growing Up in the Pacific Northwest
If you’ve ever spent time in the Pacific Northwest (PNW), you know there are some things that kids here just inherently understand. Here’s a lighthearted look at 11 of those truths:
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Open-Mindedness Is a Given
Kids in the PNW grow up with a liberal mindset. With families often leaning left, they’re usually at the forefront of progressive movements. We’ve been champions for causes like gay marriage and cannabis legalization—sometimes in the same year! Our kids are primed to take on whatever’s next. -
Cheering for the Seahawks Is Mandatory
Living anywhere in the PNW means you’re part of the Seahawks fan club—whether you’re in Seattle or Portland. Our fans once set a Guinness World Record for the loudest stadium noise, and kids automatically join in as the “12th Man.” They better take their cheering duties seriously! -
Umbrellas? What Umbrellas?
In the PNW, umbrellas are for tourists. If you see one, it’s probably not from a local. Raincoats with hoods are the norm, and hats are okay if they show off that Seahawks pride. -
New Rain Boots Are a Fall Tradition
Each fall, kids look forward to getting a shiny new pair of rain boots, which they proudly wear with shorts—even in the winter. Funny enough, it doesn’t rain nearly as much as everyone thinks. That’s just a myth we’ve spun to keep the Californians at bay! -
Outdoor Adventures Are a Way of Life
From climbing and skiing to cycling and boating, kids here are always encouraged to explore the great outdoors. When parents say, “Go take a hike,” they really mean a family stroll through the woods—Birkenstocks and socks are a must, even if the weather isn’t ideal. -
City Visits Bring Surprises
When PNW kids travel elsewhere, they might get a reality check. Our friendly drivers actually stop for pedestrians at crosswalks. This leads to some close calls when they try crossing streets in other cities, but hey, reflexes get sharpened! -
Coffee Knowledge by Age 12
By the time they hit their teens, kids here can order at least eight different coffee drinks. It’s not uncommon to see kids sipping on lattes or other caffeinated beverages once they reach double digits—parents are rarely the only ones with a coffee cup in hand. -
Granola Is the Breakfast of Choice
Breakfast often consists of granola—extra crunchy, of course. Even the most traditional parents dabble in yoga, visit farmers’ markets, and might feel a tinge of guilt for not using eco-friendly products. But their kids? Totally unfazed! -
Kid-Friendly Health Practices
Children in the PNW often have their own “healers.” Their main doctor could very well be a naturopath, and they might have tried acupuncture or seen a chiropractor for those pesky migraines. -
Food Sensitivities Are Commonplace
Food sensitivities are a rite of passage. If something’s wrong, it’s probably linked to soy or dairy, according to their naturopath. Gluten-free? Nut-free? Vegan? Every kid here seems to have at least one food intolerance—like a middle school elective! -
Street Food Is Part of Life
While families typically eat at home, they’re well-acquainted with “street food.” Food trucks, farmers’ markets, and local shops are regular stops, and kids grow up enjoying organic, non-GMO meals—except for those eggs they snag from the backyard coop.
Living in the PNW teaches kids a lot, but above all, it helps them embrace their individuality—even if they’re sporting faded polar fleece jackets.
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Summary:
Kids raised in the Pacific Northwest grow up with unique truths that shape their identities, from being open-minded and adventurous to embracing local culture and health practices. They learn to navigate life with humor and a distinctive flair, all while enjoying the beautiful outdoors.