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A Year-by-Year Journey Through Your 30s
30: Hitting 30 is a revelation—you quickly realize that age is just a number. Honestly, 30 feels a lot like 29, which felt like 28, and so on. It’s more like being 22 but with a mortgage.
31: At 31, you start to fret that maybe you didn’t embrace enough adventure in your 20s. Thoughts of backpacking through Europe or cliff diving in Santorini cross your mind. But then reality hits as you change yet another diaper, hand the baby to your partner, and finally wash your hair for the first time in days.
32: By 32, you’re convinced you can still pass for 25. You take your toddler out in a jogging stroller, squeezing in sit-ups during nap time. Your body might even be in better shape than it was in high school. Your 30s are turning out to be pretty awesome! Wait, when was my last period?
33: At 33, you’re anxiously awaiting the arrival of your overdue baby, and it’s been weeks since you’ve seen your feet. You wonder if your husband can handle some last-minute grooming or if you should just head to the hospital as is. Your mom’s been busy organizing the nursery, while your toddler is busy creating chaos in the living room. At this point, you’re all about the epidural—just get this baby out of me!
34: Turning 34 means accomplishing one of your biggest goals: taking your little ones to Disney World. High fives all around—mission accomplished!
35: By 35, you realize you haven’t had a proper conversation with your partner in ages. With both of you busy juggling work and family, you muster up the courage to leave the kids with the in-laws for a week in Cancun. You soak up the sun at the swim-up bar, dance under the stars, and come home feeling rejuvenated and more in love than ever.
36: At 36, your oldest starts kindergarten while your youngest goes to preschool. No more bottles or diapers in the house; the crib is safely stored away. For the first time in years, you’re sure you’re done having kids. You start dreaming about family road trips to Graceland, but then you find an old pacifier and hear that familiar ticking sound in your mind.
37: When you’re 37, you receive an invite to your 20-year high school reunion. You think about attending for a moment, but then you weigh the hassle of finding a sitter and the cost of the dinner. Instead, you plan a girl’s weekend with your best friend, because who needs those old high school memories anyway?
38: At 38, the thought of turning 40 starts to loom over you like a freight train. You notice new lines on your forehead and wonder how you got “old-lady hands.” You reflect on how quickly time has passed since college and start letting go of toxic relationships and worries that no longer serve you.
39: Finally, at 39, you realize age is just a number, even if it’s just a year shy of starting with a 4. You still feel like you’re in your 20s but with a bit more wisdom. You confidently pack your high-waisted bikini for a family trip to Santorini, ensuring your kids are ready to go. Adventure awaits!
In summary, your 30s are a rollercoaster filled with growth, reflection, and plenty of memorable moments. From embracing new adventures to letting go of the past, this decade is all about finding your balance in the chaos of family life. If you’re interested in more about home insemination, check out this excellent resource for pregnancy and home insemination.