7 Types of People Who Make Shopping With Kids Even Tougher

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Shopping solo at the grocery store feels like a mini getaway, almost like sipping a Mai Tai on a beach. But bring along small children, and it can quickly turn into a chaotic scene reminiscent of Dante’s Tenth Circle of Hell.

For those who haven’t had the joy of grocery shopping with little ones, here’s how it usually goes down:

• First, you spend 20 minutes just getting the kids out of the car.
• Next, you wrestle them into the shopping cart while they argue over who gets to sit where.
• Once you’re inside, your toddler is determined to knock over every item within reach.
• You dash through the aisles, grabbing only the essentials.
• And while you wait to check out, at least one child is screaming for the sugary treat that’s somehow made its way into your cart.
• Finally, another 30 minutes goes by as you load groceries into the car, strap the kids into their seats, and return the cart to its designated area (or, let’s be real, just leave it somewhere nearby).

As if that weren’t enough, there are always those certain people who complicate the experience even further. Here are a few of the culprits:

1. The Close-Parker: No matter where you park, there’s always someone with a massive SUV trying to squeeze into the space right where you’re unloading your kids. Your options? Either risk bumping their car or block them in completely, forcing them to find another spot.
2. The Racecar Cart Designer: Either the fun racecar cart isn’t available, or it is, and it’s a nightmare to steer. This wide behemoth has the turning radius of a freight train, veering off in unpredictable directions as you struggle to keep it from crashing into innocent shoppers.
3. The Roll-Stopping Driver: As you’re trying to navigate into the store, there’s always that one driver who refuses to come to a complete stop. I get it, we’re all busy, but when I have kids with me, it’s infuriating. I’m trying to teach my little ones the importance of safety, and these drivers are making it impossible.
4. The Snack-as-You-Shop Parent: I totally understand your struggle to keep your child quiet with a box of snacks, but when my kids see yours munching mid-shop, they start demanding treats, too. It turns into a sugar-fueled scream fest that’s impossible to contain.
5. The Checkout Candy Strategist: I don’t know who thought putting candy at checkout was a good idea, but it’s pure torture for parents. Toddlers have zero patience, and when they see those sugary temptations, waiting in line becomes an exercise in restraint that nobody signed up for.
6. The Overly Chatty Cashier: I don’t mind a friendly chat, but some cashiers take it too far. I’m not interested in hearing about their toddler’s potty training achievements or other personal stories while trying to wrangle my kids and pay for my groceries. Let’s just stick to quick pleasantries, shall we?
7. The Impatient Shopper Behind Me: If you’re the type who taps your foot in annoyance or looks for faster-moving lines, do us all a favor and avoid standing behind parents with kids. We’re all just trying to escape the store as quickly as possible, and your impatience only adds to the stress.

So, what can you do to help when you see someone struggling to shop with small children? A simple smile or a kind word can make a world of difference. Complimenting us on our “adorable kids” (even if they’re acting like tiny terrors) can lift spirits. Sometimes, we just need a little encouragement to get through the day, especially when one of them is still howling about that cupcake.

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In summary, shopping with kids can be a trial, especially with those extra challenges thrown in. But a little kindness goes a long way in making the experience a tad bit easier.