I’m a Mom, and Yes, I’ve Become a Total Jerk

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Hey there, friends! So, I’ve been a mom for around 441 days now, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride. I’ve picked up a few amazing traits along the way, but mostly, I’ve transformed into a bit of a jerk. Here’s the scoop on why that happens.

1. Welcome to the Jerks Club

Those first three months? They were a crash course in becoming a jerk. I was exclusively pumping and practically glued to my Medela machine. I couldn’t enjoy a glass of wine and was running on fumes from lack of sleep. I craved help but felt like I needed to do everything myself, even when my sister or mother-in-law offered.

2. Sleep Deprivation

Ask any new mom what her holiday wish is, and she’ll usually say “sleep.” There’s always something going on with the baby—swaddling dramas, teething troubles, or separation anxiety. The result? No sleep equals no patience, and a lack of patience turns me into a total jerk.

3. Unsolicited Opinions Galore

The moment you announce your pregnancy, it’s like a free-for-all for everyone to share their “expert” advice. “Don’t eat that!” “You should do this!” “He needs socks!” Seriously, can everyone just be quiet for a minute? Before I lose it!

4. My Body is Different Now

Sure, growing a tiny human is awe-inspiring, but I’m still a bit annoyed that my favorite jeans are permanently retired. My hips seem to have made a one-way trip to a new size, and I’ve traded in my cute bras for sports bras that aren’t exactly sporty. I can complain about the baby weight for ages, even if I indulged in ice cream like it was a food group.

5. Me Time is Essential

I love being a mom, but every now and then, I need a breather. I don’t want to wipe anyone’s butt or dodge flying toys. Sometimes, I just want to binge-watch a show while enjoying a burger in bed. If I don’t get that alone time at least once a week, you might want to steer clear of me when you come home from work.

It’s not that I’m trying to be a jerk; it’s just the reality of motherhood!

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Summary

Motherhood can be a transformative experience, often leading to feelings of exhaustion, frustration, and the occasional jerk-like behavior. From sleep deprivation to unsolicited advice, becoming a mom comes with its challenges, but it’s essential to carve out time for yourself amidst the chaos.