15 Guidelines for the Hangout House

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Hey friends! With summer on the horizon, I know a lot of you will be sending your kids over to play. Our home seems to be the unofficial gathering spot for the neighborhood kids, which is great—most of the time! But to keep the peace, I’ve come up with a few friendly guidelines that I’d like to share with you.

1. Space Alert: Our house is on the smaller side. I love having a yard full of kids making noise and having fun, but please remember, all playtime should happen outside. Kids can come inside to use the bathroom, but let’s keep the craziness outdoors, okay?
2. Snack Time: I’m not a short-order cook. I might provide some snacks if I have extras, but don’t expect me to serve meals. If your kid’s a picky eater, send them with their own food.
3. Thirsty?: Water is always available from the fridge. If your kid won’t drink plain water, please send them with a drink of their choice!
4. Morning Hours: We’re early risers, but please hold off on sending kids over until after 10 a.m.
5. Safety First: Little ones should come with an adult. I can’t keep an eye on toddlers while also wrangling my own children. Older siblings can’t always watch them either, so let’s keep it safe.
6. Not a Daycare: I love hanging with your kids, but I’m not a babysitter. Please don’t drop them off for hours while you run errands.
7. Water Fun: Water fights are part of our summer fun! If your child isn’t allowed to get wet, it’s best they stay home.
8. Kids and Conflict: Kids have disagreements, and I might need to send one home if things get too heated. Please don’t come over to confront me about it; it won’t help.
9. Home Sweet Home: If we’re not around, your child can’t just hang out in our yard. This is just a common-sense rule, but it’s worth mentioning.
10. No Field Trips: Just because our house is the hangout spot doesn’t mean your child can tag along on our outings. Sorry, but it’s a family time.
11. Family Time: Sometimes, we just want our own family time without extra kids around. It’s nothing personal; we just need our space.
12. Independence: If your kid is old enough to be outside without an adult, they should be able to find their way home. Please don’t hold me responsible if they come home later than planned.
13. Free-Range Fun: I can’t be everywhere at once. The backyard is more of a free-range zone, so if you prefer constant supervision, maybe hold off on sending them over.
14. Respecting Property: Not everything is up for grabs. For instance, the bikes are for my kids only. They’re too pricey to replace.
15. Leave the Valuables: Please don’t send your kids with expensive electronics. I can’t promise they’ll stay intact during our water fights and playtime.

See? Not too crazy, right? Just some basic rules to help keep my sanity intact while the kids have a blast. And if you ever want to host a bunch of kids, I promise my little ones will follow your guidelines too.

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Summary

As summer approaches, establishing guidelines for kids visiting your home can help maintain order and ensure everyone has a good time. From outdoor play to snack expectations, these 15 rules ensure a fun and safe environment for all.