9 Signs Your Toddler is a Second Child

If you’ve ever wondered whether your little one is a second child, I’ve got some amusing insights to share. Research (okay, mostly just my own observations) has shown that toddlers with older siblings are way more likely to throw around terms like “buttface” before they hit the big three. While not every second child will have that level of sass, there are definitely some telltale signs that reveal they might be living in the shadow of an older sibling.

1. The Little Athlete

First off, they’re likely the toddler darting around a soccer practice, trying to keep up with the big kids. Or maybe they’re the one glued to the glass, eyes wide as they watch the ice skaters, convinced that the entire scene revolves around them. Whether they’re there to endure the “horrors” of a soccer game or to show off their own skills (which may involve tossing the ball up and dodging it), it’s all about them.

2. Zombie Fascination

Then there’s the fascination with zombies. Just the other day, my little one warned our elderly neighbor, “Goodbye, Martha, don’t let the zombie get you!” Poor Martha didn’t catch the warning, but it sure made for some eyebrow-raising moments.

3. Nostalgic Costumes

Let’s not forget their Halloween costumes, which often hail from some past trend—think back to 2012. If you’re looking for a nostalgia trip through pop culture, just check a second child’s costume bin. And yes, those costumes might have a few chocolate smudges on them.

4. Sweet Tooth

Speaking of sweets, this toddler knows all about chocolate, lollipops, and juice. They’re likely the ones introducing their peers to sugary delights, although they might also have surprisingly good dental hygiene. After all, they’ve been introduced to minty toothpaste and are eager to try it out!

5. Playdate Crashers

When discussing friends, these toddlers are more inclined to list off schoolmates rather than peers their own age. Chances are, your second child is already on playdate crash mode, sneaking in right before the door shuts behind their older sibling.

6. Ready to Ride

They might not have mastered the tricycle yet, but they’re definitely ready to ditch the training wheels—because if the older kids are doing it, why shouldn’t they? And let’s not forget the laughter; they’ll be the loudest in the room, giggling at jokes they don’t quite understand, just trying to fit in.

7. The Baby of the Family

Oh, and if they accidentally hit a school-age kid? Forget it! They might just get a hug instead of a scolding because they’re the “baby” of the family, and who can resist that?

Conclusion

In summary, if your toddler exhibits these quirks, there’s a good chance they’re a second child enjoying the perks and chaos that come with it. For more insights into parenting and family life, check out some of our other posts, like this one on terms and conditions. Plus, if you’re looking for guidance on insemination, Make a Mom is a great resource. You can also find excellent info on donor insemination at American Pregnancy.