43 Thoughts While Running a 5K

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Hey there! So I recently ran a 5K and, wow, what a whirlwind of thoughts went through my mind. Here’s a peek into my head during the race:

1. Big shoutout to my partner for watching the kids while I tackle this race. What a champ!
2. Did anyone else skip the shower this morning?
3. I should probably hit the porta-potty one more time before we kick off.
4. I’ll let the fit folks line up ahead of me. They probably have this down.
5. I can’t stop thinking about how the kids are doing.
6. Were we supposed to wear arm bands in support of our cell phones?
7. I hope my friends don’t get upset if I breeze past them.
8. Time to wave at everyone!
9. Oh, a car! Better move over; they might not see us in our bright gear.
10. My backside feels great—thank goodness for these compression shorts!
11. Wouldn’t poise wear show too much under these snug shorts?
12. Seriously, who doesn’t clean up after their horse?
13. I’m already parched. Why did I limit my water intake?
14. I really need to hurry; I keep thinking about the kids.
15. Eating that half carton of expired yogurt was a terrible choice.
16. Am I breathing too loudly?
17. This sports bra is doing its job—lift and separate, baby!
18. Water station—do I dare? It’s just a tiny cup.
19. Maybe I should skip it; I hope the water lady isn’t offended.
20. But I’ll grab a few cups that someone dropped right by the trash.
21. Wow, these compression shorts are hot, but worth it, right?
22. Cough cough—that dairy is kicking in!
23. Another car? No shoulder here—guess I’ll jump into these weeds.
24. Oh no, a dead raccoon. That’s sad.
25. Seriously, what are the kids up to?
26. That water lady must be feeling the heat.
27. What should I get for the kids’ teachers at the end of the year?
28. I can’t resist Easter candy!
29. Are my shorts showing off my sweat?
30. I hope everyone slathered on sunscreen today.
31. Am I really thirsty enough for something blue?
32. Poor old man over there; I hope he’s okay.
33. Time for a memory inventory of what’s in our freezer.
34. I’d still eat that!
35. What’s that movie with the guy collecting dew drops?
36. Someone smells—uh-oh, could it be me?
37. Ugh, I’m really not a fan of these compression shorts.
38. The Gods Must Be Crazy!—that’s the one!
39. I’m almost there and feeling good—I can’t believe I’m ahead of so many women!
40. I can’t wait to see my family cheering me on. Will they cry when I cross the finish?
41. WHAT?! No water at the finish line??!
42. I can’t believe I asked for water. So embarrassing!
43. Where are they? Oh, they’re just in the car, ready to leave. I feel bad for taking so long.

If you’re interested in more parenting insights and experiences, check out this post on our blog about home insemination.

In summary, running this 5K was an adventure filled with thoughts about family, hydration, and a few silly moments. It reminded me that no matter the race, we’re all just trying to balance life with a little humor!