“Honey, You Smell” and Other Truths Every New Mom Should Hear

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Hey there, new moms! Before you roll your eyes, just take a moment to hear me out. What I’m about to say might sting a little, but it’s all said with love and zero judgment. You’re in a whirlwind right now, and frankly, you might not even realize just how much you need to hear these things. So, here’s the scoop.

5 Things New Moms Really Need to Know:

1. Put Down Your Phone: Seriously, take a break from the Internet, especially Facebook. No, your baby doesn’t have that mysterious illness you just read about. And trust me, you don’t need to dive into horror stories about accidents or raccoons invading your home. Remember, people have been raising babies long before the Internet was around, and they survived just fine. Call a friend instead; online voices can be… well, not always nice.
2. Your Baby Won’t Win the Cutest Contest: Look, we all think your little one is adorable, but that “Cutest Baby” contest? Yeah, you can forget about it. Your friends won’t be voting, so just send the voting link to family who’ll actually participate. You’ll save yourself a bit of awkwardness—you’re welcome!
3. Let’s Talk Hygiene: Okay, it’s time for some tough love. If you feel like you might stink, you probably do. Hormones, lack of showers, and stress can do a number on your scent. So take a breather, grab a quick shower, and freshen up. You deserve it!
4. Feeling a Bit Off?: That’s completely normal. You’re juggling excitement, nerves, and exhaustion, all while hormones are flying around like confetti. It’s okay to feel a little crazy. Taking a break from Facebook will do wonders for your sanity. Focus on that cute baby of yours and have a good cry if you need to—just do it in your shower!
5. You’re Doing Amazing: I know it feels like you’ll never return to “normal,” but trust me, you will. I remember watching people stroll through the store like everything was just fine and wondering if I’d ever feel that way again. You will sleep, enjoy a drink, and find your groove again. Just not today, but one day, I promise.

For more tips on navigating motherhood, check out this article from our blog. And if you’re looking for great resources on pregnancy, visit WomensHealth.gov. Also, Make A Mom has some excellent insights on home insemination kits.

Summary

New moms, take a moment to breathe. It’s okay to step away from social media, accept that your baby might not win any contests, and yes, prioritize a shower! You’re navigating a rollercoaster of emotions, but remember, you’ll find your rhythm again. Just hang in there!