Let’s be real: if you’re a parent, you’ve probably had those moments when you just can’t help yourself. After two decades of parenting, I’ve found it nearly impossible to refrain from a bit of colorful language or the occasional not-so-subtle hand gesture when my kids aren’t looking. What can I say? I’m only human.
As many of us can relate, our kids are our world, but they can also push us to the brink of frustration. They’ve made me shed tears and have said things that I swore my own children would never say. But here we are—it’s my kid, the one I brought into this world, who can shatter my heart and leave me curled up in bed, sobbing into my pillow. Then, just like that, they come over with those innocent eyes and that unforgettable smile, and even after a dozen “NOs,” I can’t help but crack a grin.
Moments That Lead to Less-Than-Proud Gestures
Now, let’s dive into some of those moments that have led me to less-than-proud gestures behind my kiddos’ backs.
- Once my oldest hit middle school, it was game over. Suddenly, he was too cool to acknowledge me in front of his friends. The first time he walked right past me without a word, I was furious and hurt. My immature reaction? Yep, I flipped him off before I even realized what I was doing!
- Cooking for a family of seven is a workout in itself. So when a few of my kids declare they aren’t hungry, let’s just say certain words might slip out. If you can read lips, you’d catch my drift.
- Raising boys is a reality check. They don’t notice messes or odors the same way I do. When I mention cleaning up their rooms and get told, “I already did that,” it’s hard not to roll my eyes and maybe even give a little salute to the door as I walk away, feeling a tad better.
- Our youngest are learning from their older siblings, and they’re as adorable as they are mischievous. When they give you that eye-roll as if you’ve just embarrassed them, you might find yourself making a gesture you never thought you would.
- Ah, teenagers! Girlfriends! Need I say more?
- “Mom, I need new shoes.” “Mom, I need money for dinner.” “Mom, I need gas money.” “Mom, I lost my school books.” “Mom, my cleats are tight, and while we’re at it, I need gloves.” “Mom, my phone broke again.” “Mom, I need help with school loans!” After hearing all this, when I get hit with, “You won’t do this for me? I never ask for anything!” I can’t say I haven’t been tempted to use those gestures again.
In Summary
In summary, our children may drive us to our lowest points, but they are also our greatest joys. And let’s face it, they’re just lucky we love them more than anything!
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