The Ten Commandments of Back-to-School

As summer winds down and the back-to-school buzz takes over, it’s clear that we could all use a little guidance to navigate this busy season. So, here are the Ten Commandments of Back-to-School, served up with a friendly twist!

1. Thou shalt not envy the $100 backpack.

Remember, your backpack will face all sorts of dirt and grime, so a trusty $30 option shall suffice. Gratitude is key!

2. Thou shalt complete thy summer assignments.

It may feel like the end of the world, but trust me, it’s for your own good.

3. Thou shalt respect thine parents.

They are the gatekeepers of all things electronic and sacred in your life.

4. Thou shalt not deceive to gain approval.

The elders have lived and learned, and they know you’re not the only one facing struggles.

5. Thou shalt rise early on the first day.

Filled with enthusiasm and ready to share your talents with the world.

6. Thou shalt not misuse thy teacher’s name.

These dedicated individuals are here to help you shine, so show them some love!

7. Thou shalt eat thy lunch.

Gone are the days of endless snacks; it’s time to savor your midday meal.

8. Thou shalt deliver all necessary papers to your parents for signatures.

It may seem tedious, but ignoring this could lead to some serious consequences.

9. Thou shalt share Clorox wipes generously.

Let’s keep those desks clean and banish germs before they take over.

10. Thou shalt endure.

Even when the day feels endless and homework piles up, remember that overcoming challenges only makes you stronger.

With these guiding principles, I send you off into the school year. Embrace it and make the most of your experiences!

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In summary, as you prepare for school, keep these commandments in mind to help you navigate the challenges ahead. From respecting your parents to keeping your workspace tidy, these tips will guide you toward a successful year.