Unpopular Opinion: ‘The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep’ Is Just Plain Creepy and Dull

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Hey there, fellow parents! So, I’ve got a hot take on a certain bedtime story that everyone seems to rave about. You know, that book called The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep? Yeah, I decided to give it a shot after hearing all the hype about it magically putting children to sleep. My kids, unlike all the well-behaved ones who are snoozing by 8 p.m., take their sweet time winding down. I was ready to try anything, so I hopped online and ordered this little gem.

I was so excited, practically counting down the days for my mailman to arrive, but when the book finally got here, I was a bit let down. It was surprisingly thin, and it had that self-published vibe. I figured I’d give it a fair shot, but the first page already had me scratching my head. It starts with a warning—”Never read this book out loud close to someone driving any type of vehicle.” Um, okay?

Then there’s a whole page dedicated to reading instructions, including tips like “don’t let anyone disturb you” and “even if your child falls asleep, read to the end.” Yeah, right! If my kiddo is out cold, I’m not finishing that book. And to top it off, there’s a disclaimer saying the author doesn’t take responsibility for any outcomes. Yikes!

Later that evening, I decided to give it a go with my kids. My four-year-old was already feeling sleepy, so I thought, maybe just maybe, this would work. I’m trying to follow the reading tips, emphasizing certain words and using a fairy tale voice. But honestly, by the fourth page, I felt like I’d read a small novel, and the illustrations were giving me serious college flashbacks—like, the kind that involve wizards and M.C. Escher prints. Not exactly what I was going for.

As I attempted to read, my two-year-old started shouting, “Stop reading!” Apparently, she was not a fan of being told to relax, just like me. I tried again the next night, but this time, neither kiddo fell asleep, and they were begging for Jack and the Beanstalk instead.

The Bottom Line

If you’re really desperate and believe in hypnotic bedtime stories, go ahead and give it a shot. Just don’t expect a captivating plot or charming illustrations. If you want to explore more about home insemination, check out this insightful post here. Plus, if you’re interested in learning more about the process, Make a Mom is a great resource here. And for all things IVF, head to this excellent resource here.

In summary, The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep may work for some, but it’s not for everyone—at least not for me. It’s a bit creepy, and honestly, I found it pretty boring.