5 Topics I’d Rather Skip at Girls’ Night Out

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Let’s be real: as a parent, I know the ups and downs of raising kids. My partner and I have been navigating this wild ride for over a decade, and believe me, it’s been a journey full of lessons about family, life, and even ourselves. But when I step out for a Girls’ Night Out, I leave all that behind. I throw on my best outfit, swipe on some bold lipstick, and get ready to enjoy nachos and margaritas with my friends.

I adore these nights! The laughter, the adult conversations, the chance to unwind. But if I hear one more discussion about parenting, I might just lose it. Here are five topics I’d prefer to avoid:

1. Naptimes and Bedtimes
   Sure, parenting schedules can be fascinating, but not tonight! If we’re enjoying a drink and some good food, I’m not in the mood to dissect the perfect naptime routine. Save the parenting hacks for the group chat. Tonight, let’s sip cocktails instead of scheduling our kids’ sleep!
2. Kid-Friendly Meals
   I get it: feeding kids can be tricky. But here’s a hot tip: just feed them food. Seriously, let’s not turn our night into a cooking show about how to make gourmet meals for picky eaters!
3. House Cleaning Tips
   I can’t stand cleaning, and I don’t want to hear about the latest cleaning hacks either. If I’m chowing down on nachos with my girls, the last thing on my mind is how many cups are scattered around my kitchen. Honestly, I’d rather discuss the economic impact of Amsterdam than the percentage of counter space I should be using for my centerpiece!
4. Menstruation
   Ladies, we’ve all been dealing with our periods for decades. I don’t need to hear about yours over cocktails. Trust me, after years of diaper duty, nothing about menstruation even phases me anymore. There are way more fun topics to dive into!
5. Birth Stories
   Yes, giving birth is a monumental experience, but do we really need to rehash every detail of our labor stories? Unless you’ve just had a baby or are prepping for one, let’s skip this and move on. We’ve all been there; let’s keep the focus on the now!

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In summary, enjoy your nights out with friends without getting bogged down by parenting discussions. Celebrate the moment, share some laughs, and keep the focus on fun.