7 Surprising Roles of Motherhood That Caught Me Off Guard

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When I first stepped into the world of motherhood, I imagined the usual baby-related duties: diaper changes, breastfeeding, and whipping up healthy meals. However, I was completely unprepared for the myriad of unexpected roles that come with being a mom. Here are seven surprising jobs I never knew were part of the package.

1. Hazardous Materials Expert. Before becoming a mom, I saw all those detergent commercials, but I had no idea what “protein stain” really meant! It’s like a secret code for moms, guiding us to the laundry soaps that can tackle the grossest messes. Plus, I’ve mastered the art of cleaning up midnight vomit incidents in record time.
2. Memory Keeper. Organization has never been my strong suit. I struggle to keep my desk tidy, so the sheer volume of kids’ artwork and keepsakes can be downright overwhelming. Daily, I find myself holding onto everything from a detailed log of my first child’s diaper changes to countless drawings, debating whether to save or toss them.
3. Flight Attendant. This role mostly involves fastening little ones into their seats and constantly getting up to fetch drinks for a grumpy passenger. Oh, and I’ve become quite the expert at faking a smile, even while feeling exasperated.
4. Sippy Cup Evaluator. Over the past five years, I’ve spent an eye-watering $923 on various water bottles and sippy cups. I’ve pretty much resigned myself to the fact that none will be leak-proof, easy for kids to open, or mildew-resistant.
5. Social Coordinator. Growing up in the 70s and 80s, my mom wasn’t involved in my social life; I just showed up at my friends’ houses. Now, I juggle a complex network of playdates, after-school activities, and mom connections. My calendar looks like a chaotic puzzle—the kind that would confuse even the best of strategists.
6. Decluttering Specialist. This role pairs nicely with being a Memory Keeper. With our family living in a cozy apartment, I’m constantly sorting out the clutter. I’m pretty ruthless when it comes to broken toys and outdated school artwork, making regular trips to the donation bin.
7. Wardrobe Manager. For those with neatly organized wardrobes, transitioning clothes for the seasons is a twice-a-year ritual. For me, it’s a mini-marathon every few months—sorting out too-small clothes, pulling out hand-me-downs for the next child, and buying essentials for what my eldest needs.

Motherhood has turned into an all-encompassing term that includes these quirky sub-jobs. Surprisingly, I enjoy most of these tasks, and I’ve become a much more organized person than I was before having kids. Plus, I can tackle those pesky protein stains like a pro!

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Summary

Motherhood involves much more than just the basics of caring for your baby. From hazardous materials expert to wardrobe manager, the roles can be surprising and multifaceted. Embracing these unique tasks can help make you a more organized and capable parent.