10 Times You’ve Used Your Kids as an Excuse

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Before becoming a parent, I used to shake my head at friends who would casually use their kids as a reason for skipping out on plans or avoiding responsibilities. “Who does that?” I’d grumble to my partner. But now, I’m that person—and maybe you are, too! Here are some relatable moments when our little ones conveniently served as our alibis.

1. Remember that time the entire stash of cookies disappeared overnight? You casually mentioned to your partner, “The kids really wanted some,” while secretly indulging in a few yourself.
2. While juggling groceries and a fussy baby, you lost your grip and sent a mountain of apples tumbling. When the store manager approached, you quickly stashed your phone and said, “Oh no! I’m so sorry, my baby made a mess!”
3. When your child-free friend invited you out for cocktails at 9:30 p.m. on a Wednesday, you glanced at your comfy sweats and the Netflix queue and said, “I’d love to, but the kid has been sick all night. Don’t want to share those germs!”
4. Your boss asked if you could work late, but you quickly replied, “I have to leave by 5:30, or the daycare charges a late fee,” even though they were open for another hour.
5. Your partner requested your famous pasta dish, but instead, you ordered takeout, claiming, “The kids have been so great today; they deserve a treat!”
6. When shopping for clothes, you asked the sales associate for a larger size, explaining, “I just had a baby, and I’m still working on my post-pregnancy body,” even though your “baby” is now in the second grade.
7. You told your pals you couldn’t join them for the big game because you were on “kid duty,” when in reality, you were just enjoying quality time with your little one.
8. At the company picnic, you made a hasty exit, citing a wardrobe malfunction for your daughter, while secretly planning to catch a matinee of the latest animated film.
9. When you dropped your son off at school 20 minutes late, you told the teacher, “Sorry! He was busy practicing tying his shoes, and I didn’t want to rush him.”
10. You were asked for a favor by someone who always takes you for granted, and you replied, “I wish I could help, but I need to assist the kids with their homework tonight.”

If you can relate to these moments, you’re not alone! Parenting is a wild ride, and sometimes, a little white lie goes a long way. For more insights on family life and parenting tips, check out our other blog post here. If you’re exploring options to enhance your family journey, consider visiting Make a Mom for helpful resources on fertility. And if you’re curious about what to expect during your first IUI, this guide is a fantastic resource.

Summary

Using your kids as an excuse is a common parenting phenomenon that many can relate to. From avoiding social outings to managing responsibilities, these little fibs help navigate the complexities of family life. Embracing the chaos while keeping a sense of humor is key to surviving parenthood.