8 Things Moms Would Prefer to Spend Money On Instead of an Ashley Madison Account

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The recent Ashley Madison leak has been making headlines, and the drama just keeps escalating. Reports surfaced that a well-known television personality, Mike Thompson, had been using the site to cheat on his spouse for years. In a shocking twist, a woman discovered her husband’s subscription while listening to a live radio broadcast. The situation has only worsened, as hackers threatened to take down the site and released a massive file containing millions of email addresses. Yikes indeed!

Among all the chaos, one striking detail stands out: an overwhelming majority of the users—between 87% and 95%—are men. Shocking, right? There are countless things that a woman, especially a mom, would rather spend her hard-earned money on than an account on that site. Here are eight top contenders:

1. Anything at All. Seriously, let your imagination run wild!
2. A Peaceful, Kid-Free Meal. Enjoying a meal at a restaurant without kids, savoring every bite at a leisurely pace? Way more appealing than finding a stranger for a fling.
3. A Roomba. It might seem extravagant, but when compared to hundreds of dollars spent on an affair, a robotic vacuum suddenly seems like a genius investment.
4. A Wine-of-the-Month Subscription. What could be more delightful than receiving a surprise bottle of wine at your doorstep each month? Maybe skydiving, but this is pretty close!
5. A Long, Relaxing Massage. Imagine a massage that lasts longer than two minutes, without any expectations afterward! Far superior to an affair.
6. A Secret Snack Hideout. The average amount people reportedly spent on that site was about $1,500. With that kind of cash, you could create a cozy little hideaway for all the snacks your family can’t find.
7. Laser Hair Removal. What’s more enticing: an anonymous fling or the thought of never having to deal with pesky chin hairs again? I think we know the answer!
8. A Divorce Lawyer. Boom. That’s a solid investment right there.

This article was originally published on August 22, 2015, and it’s a fun reminder of the things we prioritize. If you’re curious about more home-related topics, check out our blog post at intracervicalinsemination.com for helpful insights! For those considering home insemination, Make a Mom is a great resource. Additionally, Cleveland Clinic offers excellent information on pregnancy and home insemination.

In summary, there are so many better ways for moms to spend their money than on a dubious affair. From pampering themselves to investing in their happiness, the options are endless!