Updated: Aug. 25, 2015
Originally Published: Aug. 24, 2015
If there’s one lesson to take away from this wild airline incident, it’s this: never break up within earshot of someone with a Twitter account. This advice couldn’t be more relevant after a hungover couple turned a flight into their personal drama stage. And let’s not forget the other important rule: keep your private disputes away from fellow passengers, especially on a cramped plane.
The saga began when a woman, stuck listening to the loud and drunken argument of her seatmates, decided to live-tweet the unfolding chaos for her followers. The result? A series of tweets that had the internet both entertained and cringing.
Things escalated quickly as the couple’s shouting filled the cabin. While some might feel sympathy for the girl in the middle of the mess, let’s remember that all the passengers nearby are unwilling participants in this spectacle. Caps lock is clearly their emotional state.
Honestly, I have zero pity for the couple at this moment. My heart goes out to everyone else stuck on that flight. And then, to add insult to injury, there was a flight delay? Can you imagine being stuck on a non-moving plane with this drama? No, thank you!
This whole situation serves as a vital lesson in public behavior — it’s essentially a public service announcement. Kudos to Jenna Sparks for reminding us all that messy breakups should happen behind closed doors, not in the confined space of an airplane where everyone can listen in and, unfortunately, tweet about it.
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In summary, this ridiculous airline breakup is a reminder of how not to conduct oneself in public. Next time you’re tempted to air your dirty laundry, remember: the world doesn’t need to see it.