The Ten Commandments of Back-to-School Parenting

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Ah, the back-to-school season is upon us! As the days grow shorter and excitement fills the air, we could all benefit from a little playful guidance. So, here are the Ten Commandments of Back-to-School to help you navigate this time of year.

1. Thou shalt not envy the fancy $100 backpack. Your backpack will face dirt and wear, so be grateful for the sturdy $30 option that shall be bestowed upon you.
2. Thou shalt complete thy summer assignments. It may feel like a daunting task, but it’s for your own good!
3. Thou shalt respect thy parents. They hold the power over all things electronic in your life—treat them kindly.
4. Thou shalt not fib for approval. Your wise elders know that you are not alone in facing challenges—honesty is the best policy.
5. Thou shalt wake early with joy on the chosen first day. Ready yourself to share your unique talents with the world!
6. Thou shalt honor thy teacher. These dedicated individuals are here to help you reach your potential, so shower them with praise.
7. Thou shalt eat thy lunch. Gone are the days of endless snacking—make sure to enjoy your meal.
8. Thou shalt deliver all papers to your parents for signatures. Even if it feels tedious, it’s necessary to avoid the wrath of the higher authorities.
9. Thou shalt share Clorox wipes generously. Cleanliness is next to godliness—let us banish germs from our desks!
10. Thou shalt endure. When the day feels endless and the workload heavy, remember that perseverance builds strength.

With these guiding principles, I send you forth into the school year of 2015-16. Go out and thrive!

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Summary

As the back-to-school season arrives, this lighthearted guide offers ten commandments to help parents and children navigate the transition with humor and wisdom. From respecting teachers to the importance of cleanliness, these tips aim to ease the journey into the new school year.