Unpopular Opinion: ‘The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep’ Is Odd and Dull

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Unlike most kids I know, mine aren’t snoozing by 8 p.m. So when I heard all the buzz about The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep, a book that supposedly ensures your little ones drift off peacefully, I rushed to Amazon to order it. The rave reviews from other parents had me eagerly awaiting its arrival, envisioning cozy evenings with tranquil kiddos as I settled in for my favorite show.

Finally, a large envelope arrived in my mailbox. I excitedly tore it open, only to find a rather slim volume. “Ah, self-published,” I thought. Flipping to the first page, I encountered “instructions for the reader.” The very first line boldly states, “Warning! Never read this book out loud close to someone driving any type of vehicle.” Uh, that’s a bit strange.

The instructions went on for a full page, suggesting I ensure no interruptions during reading and advising me to read from beginning to end, even if my child dozed off before I finished. Honestly, I can almost guarantee that if my kid falls asleep, I won’t be reading until the end, but let’s roll with it. The fine print at the bottom was even more unsettling: “Disclaimer: Even if this book is harmless to use, the author and publisher takes no responsibility for the outcome.” What the heck? Feeling a tad uneasy, I decided to mask my discomfort as I prepared to read it to my kids later that night.

As bedtime finally rolled around, I snuggled in with my little ones and began reading. My four-year-old was already looking drowsy, and the book seemed to be having some effect. I followed the suggested reading tones, emphasizing bold words and using a whimsical voice during the italicized parts. However, the first page had me reading about 400 words just to string together some key phrases. It was a bit much.

By the time I reached the fourth page, I had read an exhausting 1,000 words. The illustrations felt like something from my college days when I was obsessed with surreal art—definitely not what I expected for a bedtime story. One character, “Uncle Yawn,” possesses “powerful, magical and invisible sleeping powder.” Yikes. Not a fan.

As I continued, my son dozed off while my two-year-old screamed, “stop reading!” Apparently, she wasn’t enjoying the “relax” part either. I decided to give it another shot the next night, but neither of them fell asleep, and they quickly started begging for Jack and the Beanstalk before I could even hit page three.

In the end, if you’re desperate for your kids to sleep and willing to try anything, go ahead and grab it. Just don’t expect an engaging story or pleasant illustrations. For more insights on home insemination and related topics, check out this resource or explore the excellent information on treating infertility.

To summarize, The Rabbit Who Wants To Fall Asleep may not be the magical solution some parents hope for. With its odd tone and tedious instructions, it’s not exactly a surefire way to lull kids to sleep.