9 Reasons Expecting Moms Make the Best Wingwomen

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You might be tempted to leave your pregnant friend off the guest list for ladies’ night or a bachelorette party, but hold on! Pregnant women have some hidden talents that can make any outing more enjoyable. Sure, we might not be the life of the party in the traditional sense, but here’s why we can be your ultimate wingwomen:

1. Built-in Designated Drivers: Forget about waiting for a cab or drawing straws; we’re the perfect sober companion for your night out.
2. Purse Extraordinaire: We carry the big bags! That means your ID, four lip glosses, and even that coat you’re too frugal to check can all fit snugly in our purse.
3. Snack Central: We come prepared with snacks—protein bars, cheese sticks, chocolate—you name it! With a pregnant pal around, no one’s blood sugar is in danger.
4. Instant Confidence Boost: Let’s be real—our extra weight in all the wrong places might not scream “hot,” but standing next to us can make you look slimmer and more fun, not to mention like you’ve got your birth control game down.
5. Late-night Comfort Food Runs: We’ll be the ones dragging you to the nearest diner for some greasy goodness to soak up that booze. After all, we’re always ready for our third dinner before 2 AM!
6. Creepy Dance Floor Defense: If that guy invading your space gets too close for comfort, just give us a nod. With a serious look and a whispered, “Didn’t we meet seven months ago?” while cradling our bump, we can clear the area.
7. Your Personal Recap Guru: We’ll remember everything you did the night before and won’t judge you at all—we’ve been the ones squeezed into a maternity Spanx onesie while pregnant at a bar!
8. Selfie Experts: Our bathroom game is strong! Hand over your phone, and we’ll capture all the best moments of your night with flawless photos, great angles, and clever hashtags.
9. Instant Escape Plans: If things get out of hand, we can fake contractions to create a quick exit. A cleverly timed water spill can really sell the act!

Including your pregnant friend in girls’ night out has plenty of perks. Sure, we might be ready to crash after a few hours, but with a little Tums and a foot rub, we can stick around and keep the fun going. Being pregnant isn’t always glamorous, but we still want to soak up every moment with our friends before life gets busy with baby duties. So, throw us on that invite list—we’re here for the fun!

And if you’re interested in more about pregnancy and home insemination, check out this post on intracervical insemination. For those on the fertility journey, Make A Mom is a fantastic resource. Plus, for a comprehensive guide on IVF, this Wikipedia page is excellent!

In summary, don’t underestimate the power of a pregnant friend on a night out. We might be a bit tired, but we can enhance your experience in ways you never imagined.